R.J. Blain > Quotes

“Book dragons. I’d somehow fallen prey to a pair of book dragons.”
― R.J. Blain, Burn, Baby, Burn

“No one will hurt her.” “And should they try?” “I’ll rip their heads off.” Sexy or creepy, sexy or creepy—I went with very sexy with a side dish of creepy.”
― R.J. Blain, Playing with Fire

“No one screws with a mad scientist. I might build a lair, attach lasers to sharks, and take over the world while seeking revenge.”
― R.J. Blain, Burn, Baby, Burn

“I wondered how much human society would change if parents had to fight for the right to bring a new child into their home.”
― R.J. Blain, The Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) Starter Pack

“A woman who’d lost her last fuck was to be approached with caution.”
― R.J. Blain, Blending In

“As I thought it was a brilliant idea, I did my parental duty of taking his idea and making it my own.”
― R.J. Blain, Blending In

“You know what happens when women get a hold of books. We get ideas, and you know there’s nothing more dangerous than a woman with ideas.”
― R.J. Blain, Booked for Murder

“What’s a little anemia a couple of times a month”
― R.J. Blain, Hoofin' It

“Samantha sighed. “Then I’ll get out of the damned car, figure out which wolf in this damnable forest is you, and beat you until you change back. If that doesn’t work, so help me god, I’ll collar your mangy ass and sell you on eBay.”
― R.J. Blain, Inquisitor

“What you are is best left for you to discover. The journey is as important as the destination. The destination itself is of no importance. Everything you are is about what you do to get where you are going. Where you go is nothing more than a place to rest before you begin your next journey. You would do well to remember that. All journeys end, but all you need to do to begin a new journey is to take a single step forward. Death is but the conclusion of one journey and the beginning of the other, as is the End of Days. That end is also another beginning and the first step of a new journey.”
― R.J. Blain, Grave Humor

“All roses start out as nothing but thorns, but given time, their flowers are the most beautiful of all.”
― R.J. Blain, Playing with Fire

“What can I say? He’s a man, and as my queen and bride says, men are stupid. Especially me, for having taught our son to be a man, too, who in turn taught his son. We’re a plague, us men. At least we’re handsome enough to keep around despite being stupid enough to tempt our women to murder us.”
― R.J. Blain, Playing with Fire

“Do you eat anything other than bacon?” “I’m sure I could, but why would I want to?” “You have issues, Kanika.” “I don’t see the problem. My issues lead to bacon.”
― R.J. Blain, Whatever for Hire

“The only thing I could think of worse than being kidnapped was being kidnapped by idiots.”
― R.J. Blain, No Kitten Around

“I’d rather share my bed with a devil with questionable morals than one with no morals at all.”
― R.J. Blain, Hoofin' It

“Sometimes, the only way to deal with adult reality was to indulge in a good thumb sucking while wrapped in a nice blanket.”
― R.J. Blain, Playing with Fire

“We’re certified book dragons. I will rearrange your internal organs with my cane if you even think of calling me a worm. There is nothing worse in a library than a book worm. Book worms do not read. They eat my precious books. Call me a book worm, and I will turn your death into a masterpiece.”
― R.J. Blain, Booked for Murder

“That society seems to think my virginity is actually worth something is ridiculous. I don’t get anything for having my virginity, and I’m not compensated for losing it, but people seem to think they have the right to tell me—and other women—what to do with our bodies. A man’s virginity is worthless. Nobody cares if a man goes to his wedding day a virgin. There are no campaigns to preserve his precious virginity because a man’s virginity has no value. It’s expected most men are practiced at sleeping around. Women are the ones who pay the price in the eyes of society.”
― R.J. Blain, Client from Hell

“In my defense, I had no idea it was that sort of nightclub.”
― R.J. Blain, Hoofin' It

“Violence isn’t exactly wholesome. Wholesome implies you leave them whole after you’re done saying hello.”
― R.J. Blain, Hoofin' It

“Just trust me.” “Only three words worry me more,” the gorgon muttered. “Oh?” “Hold my beer.” I snickered.”
― R.J. Blain, Playing with Fire

“Joy. We had adult supervision, and we were adultier adults than the adults attempting to supervise us.”
― R.J. Blain, Blending In

“Nothing worth doing is easy. If it were, everyone would be happy. There’s nothing wrong with having higher standards, especially when you’re picking a partner for life.”
― R.J. Blain, Serial Killer Princess

“I sighed. “What’s a couple of bullets to the chest when compared to a grenade? Bulletproof vests are great things. Every girl should have one.”

Blain, RJ (2014-05-11). Inquisitor (Witch & Wolf Book 1) (Kindle Locations 1452-1453). Pen & Page Publishing. Kindle Edition.”
― R.J. Blain, Inquisitor

“Try to be at least a little gay for once in your life,” I complained. “He’s delicious.”
― R.J. Blain, Hypnos

“Did I just hear a vampire crime lord call someone else a crook?”
― R.J. Blain, Hoofin' It

“Without his fur, my dad looked like an oversized mole rat with a steroid addiction and a gym membership.”
― R.J. Blain, Hoofin' It

“If you ask me to hold your beer, I’m sedating you,” Perkette warned. “Me no drink beer. You can hold my empty bucket of nay-palm instead.” “Heaven help us all.”
― R.J. Blain, Burn, Baby, Burn

“The guy jumps at his own shadow. If you think his reaction to lycanthropes is bad, you should see him face off against a spider.”
― R.J. Blain, Hoofin' It

“Whore is a word weak men use to shame strong-willed women.”
― R.J. Blain, Outfoxed