Norm Cowie > Quotes

“I kind of like the thought of God looking like George Burns.”
― Norm Cowie, The Guy'd Book ... why we leave the seat up... and other stuff

“I read that some grocery stores are establishing ‘Stork’ parking for pregnant women, near to the entrances. This is great! I can’t think of a better idea. Even better, no guy can fake his way into using the space, huh?”
― Norm Cowie, The Guy'd Book ... why we leave the seat up... and other stuff

“I’ve run across many semi drivers over the years, and I find that they are usually the most polite, helpful people on the roads.”
― Norm Cowie, The Guy'd Book ... why we leave the seat up... and other stuff

“Personally, I think Floyd will make a comeback.”
― Norm Cowie, The Guy'd Book ... why we leave the seat up... and other stuff

“And if you eat Oreos, you like that stuff in between.”
― Norm Cowie, The Guy'd Book ... why we leave the seat up... and other stuff

“Nothing is really communicable between humans and their pets,”
― Norm Cowie, The Guy'd Book ... why we leave the seat up... and other stuff

“Those drivers who flick cigarette butts out the window, rather than use the ashtray that comes installed in most cars, including the Yugo!”
― Norm Cowie, The Guy'd Book ... why we leave the seat up... and other stuff

“Wanna buy some hair?”
― Norm Cowie, The Guy'd Book ... why we leave the seat up... and other stuff

“her eyes narrowed the way a girl's eyes narrow when she sees another pretty girl.”
― Norm Cowie, Fang Face: as if being a teenager doesn't suck enough

“However, I have no interest in the sex habits of rats”
― Norm Cowie, The Guy'd Book ... why we leave the seat up... and other stuff

“Way too many people are using the word ‘myself’ instead of ‘I.’ And worse, it’s people who should know better. Radio personalities, government officials, even teachers! These people should know better!”
― Norm Cowie, The Guy'd Book ... why we leave the seat up... and other stuff