P.N. Elrod > Quotes

“Love is responsible for nearly every kind of insanity in the world though greed, vanity, and pure meanness contribute their portion to general misery.”
― P.N. Elrod, Dark and Stormy Knights

“Do you really think anyone needs some kind of notarized statement saying
'Dear Saint Peter, here's another stiff, pass him through the gates, signed, Father McGonnigill.'...'PS: He once had a hot dog on a Friday, but don't hold that against him.' ”
― P. N. Elrod

“horripilations”
― P.N. Elrod, The Hanged Man

“His eyes were the same color as steel and not nearly as soft.”
― P.N. Elrod, Dark Road Rising

“What breath I had within simply left, as if it had other business to attend.”
― P.N. Elrod, Dance of Death

“Always move forward, laddie. We’re all in God’s hands and that’s a safe enough place as any in this world.”
― P.N. Elrod, Dance of Death

“Maybe I was being overly cautious, but sometimes paranoia pays off.”
― P N Elrod

“People will forgive you for having Mob associates, but let them learn that you visit the stockyards every few nights to drink blood, and it's a pitchfork parade with torches followed by a hammer-and-stake party.”
― P. N. Elrod

“The air was cold and clean as only a newly born winter can make it.”
― P.N. Elrod, Dance of Death

“Yeah, but I’d rather go through regular channels, if you don’t mind. I hate scaring people.”
“With that attitude, you could give vampirism a bad name.”
― P. N. Elrod