Michelle Knudsen > Quotes

“Maybe… they are stocking high schools across the country with hot young librarians as part of a massive literacy initiative.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“Meg, I’m not suddenly some kind of all-knowing dragon expert, you know.”
― Michelle Knudsen, The Dragon of Trelian

“Musical theater can save you, even if only for two or three hours at a time.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“Maybe it’s not even his master plan; maybe it’s, like, the American Library Association’s master plan, and they are stocking high schools across the country with hot young librarians as part of a massive literacy initiative.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“Anything really is possible in musical theater.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“Every demon loves Sweeney Todd, you know. It’s kind of a given.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“An evil librarian is taking over the school. He appears to be making my best friend his special evil library monitor.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“I am pinned to my seat with pity and horror and a weird, twisted affection laced with longing and traces of lust.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“Finally, eternal gratitude to all the (100 percent non-evil) librarians and other library staffers I have known and worked with and been helped and inspired by over the years. I don’t know where I would be without you!”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“He said my name. He knows what my name is. He spoke it out loud and used it in a sentence.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“He looks at me again and the flames vanish and the knife is gone and his voice goes light and breezy and all coffee-shop conversational, as if he wasn't just one second ago impaling me with fiery eyes and discussing the dark fate of my best friend and the souls of all my classmates.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“I love my minions.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“Laundromat, mini-mart, nail salon, pet shop, Books of Darkness.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“But, hey. Out of all the demons I have met, she is my favorite by, like, infinity.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“I just want to build the set for the show and be secretly in love with Ryan and not have to fight demons.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“Mr. Gabriel is clearly insane, evil and dangerous and insane (and let’s not forget, you know, a demon).”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“He's doing some kind of demony witch-craft (demoncraft?), and there is someone's blood all over the place, and do evil murdering demon librarians generally let witnesses to their crimes go running off into the late afternoon to tattle to the world? No. No, they don't.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“Algunas veces hay una muy buena razón para quebrantar las reglas. Incluso en una biblioteca”
― Michelle Knudsen, Library Lion

“It's not supposed to work that way," her brother said.

Marilyn just looked at him. She didn't think he was right about that. She thought there were a lot of different ways that things could work.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Marilyn's Monster

“There is buzz among the populace.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“Soon enough we'll all be grown up and find ourselves with more responsibility than we ever wanted.”
― Michelle Knudsen, The Dragon of Trelian

“I may not be evil, but that doesn't mean I'm a saint.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Revenge of the Evil Librarian

“Strangely, the job description did not specify that as a requirement.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“Because, you know, evil demon librarians, not so much known for the honesty policy.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“Half of achieving anything is just believing that you can do it.”
― Michelle Knudsen, The Dragon of Trelian

“But you're - your'e not-' Ryan stops, swallows, starts again. 'You're not human,' he says.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian

“After all of this, I do not want to be eaten by some random demon who just wanted a postshow snack.”
― Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian