Jodi Knight > Quotes

“My name is Alexander Solomon Slade. I'm the Global Operations Director, although most here call me God"

"Well Mr Slade, if we are going by acronyms, I guess I could also call you Ass?”
― Jodi Knight, Filthy Gorgeous

“If cunnilingus was a martial art, I’d wear my black belt with pride.”
― Jodi Knight, Filthy Gorgeous

“I think I can safely say I am the only guy in NYC in possession of two cocks. Is that a bonus or what?”
― Jodi Knight

“Rene is my Friday night girl. She is also one of my harem; A group of women that I affectionately refer to my sladies (his last name is Slade). There are eight girls I see regulary. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer a certain level intimacy between lovers: the kind of passionate closeness that can only be built through repeated, non exclusive fornication.”
― Jodi Knight, Filthy Gorgeous

“I'm all for road ahead. I'll play the officer, but I'm warning you; If you don't lick it, I'll give you a ticket.”
― Jodi Knight

“A women who enjoys her food enjoys life. I get that. Have you ever seen a swan devour an elephant carcass? Neither had I until last night. Watching my date tuck into her steak was like witnessing a lion on safari. I spent most of the night picking stray flecks of bone from my pasta.”
― Jodi Knight, Filthy Gorgeous

“Carrie's eyes fall on my milky crotch (having had hot milk poured over him) 'Keep it zipped Slade. Just because she is rebounding, doesn't mean your trousers should. I have boobs. I make the rules, alright?”
― Jodi Knight, Filthy Gorgeous

“Asking an angry woman to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat.”
― Jodi Knight, Filthy Gorgeous