Tom Watson > Quotes

“Mutt, Poo-Poo, and Karen”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Dreams of Ice Cream

“Poo-Poo.”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog

“BAM!—I run right into it headfirst. But you know, that doesn’t bother me too much.” “You”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Dreams of Ice Cream

“It”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Crashes a Party

“I have to get it done—it’s going to be so cold on Monday.”
― Tom Watson, I Can't Feel My Feet

“genuine excitement”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Dreams of Ice Cream

“This is going to be fun.”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog

“While he’s driving, we start dancing.”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Dreams of Ice Cream

“Stick”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog

“engineered,”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Craves Candy

“Stick Dog”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Chases a Pizza

“POO-POO FIGURES”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Dreams of Ice Cream

“Hannah”
― Tom Watson, The Firefly Fix

“Because if you’re going for a swim, you’re going to need some additional supplies,” Edith yelled to Stick Cat before he could say anything else. “You need an inner tube, some sunscreen, and a bikini.” Stick Cat had to ask. “A bikini?”
― Tom Watson, Two Cats to the Rescue

“grab”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog

“went.”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Meets His Match

“ducked behind some bushes to watch the witches at their next stop. It was an older house, with a large metal gate that allowed entrance onto the small front porch. The witches pushed the gate open, took a few steps, and then climbed three stairs to stand before the door.”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Craves Candy

“barf-”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog

“Poo-Poo’s eyes flashed open. “Froot Loops!” cried Poo-Poo. “That’s what that blue puddle tastes”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Dreams of Ice Cream

“LEFTOVERS”
― Tom Watson, Stick Cat: Two Cats and a Baby

“fees,”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Craves Candy

“Try this brown puddle,”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Dreams of Ice Cream

“They stared for a few minutes without saying anything as the three small humans darted in and out of the spraying water. Safely concealed behind the woodpile, the dogs gathered around Stick Dog after this brief period of observation. “Okay, what are we looking at here?” he asked. Karen spoke first. “It’s raining up from the ground,” she said confidently and without hesitation. She motioned with her paws to demonstrate how the water rose up from the ground. “I believe somehow a small storm cloud has crashed into the earth in that yard. During the crash, it flipped over and is now raining up instead of down.”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Dreams of Ice Cream

“How”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog

“from”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Wants a Hot Dog

“and it SLOWLY DRIVES YOU CRAZY until you’d do just about anything, INCLUDING STICKING A VACCUUM CLEANER’S SUCKING TUBE THINGY IN YOUR MOUTH, just to get it out!”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog

“(YLITMDALCUTIFN)”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Wants a Hot Dog

“I tend to get distracted and sometimes go off on little side stories now and then. Or I might, for instance, stop and provide some small bit of wisdom or make a little comment. It’s just who I am. I can’t help it. You’ll need to bear with me through some of that. Okay?”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog Wants a Hot Dog

“bathroom.”
― Tom Watson, Stick Dog

“apartment”
― Tom Watson, Stick Cat: Two Cats and a Baby