Uncle Amon > Quotes

“Q: What did the cat lock the mouse in the freezer? A: To get mice cubes!”
― Uncle Amon, Mouse Jokes!

“Finley trusts Barney’s advice. Barney has never steered him wrong.”
― Uncle Amon, Finley the Fish

“What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Who doesn’t like you anymore?” asked Barney.”
― Uncle Amon, Finley the Fish

“Thanksgiving Jokes Q: Who is never hungry at Thanksgiving? A: The turkey because he is always stuffed! Q: What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? A: Your teeth! Q: Why did the Pilgrims want to come to America in the spring? A: It was rumored that April showers bring Mayflowers”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Q: What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A: A dog!”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“go away.”
― Uncle Amon, Peewee the Playful Puppy

“What kind of dog always gets on everyone’s nerves? A: A great pane! Q:”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“How can you tell a dog from a tomato? A: Really? You should know.”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“your reviews help spread the word to other readers and they also inspire me to create”
― Uncle Amon, Bedtime Stories for Kids

“deter”
― Uncle Amon, Bedtime Stories for Kids

“seven”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Tales: Laugh-Out-Loud Dog Stories for Kids

“  Little Star Friends “Good night Charlie,” said Mother, giving her six year old son a kiss on his cheek. “Aren’t”
― Uncle Amon, Bedtime Stories for Kids

“gift?”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Tales: Laugh-Out-Loud Dog Stories for Kids

“a very good friend”
― Uncle Amon, Happy Monsters!

“Whiskers left the garden and returned to the village. From that day on, Whiskers would visit the enchanted garden, making new friends and going on delightful adventures. And every time he returned to the village, he brought”
― Uncle Amon, Whiskers the Cat: Five Fun Short Stories

“Lilly”
― Uncle Amon, Bedtime Stories for Kids

“answered the door and there, standing on my porch was a Halloween monster. “Is Sally there?” asked the Halloween monster. “Yes,” I said. “I am Sally. Who are you?”
― Uncle Amon, Halloween Stories: Spooky Halloween Stories for Children

“What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? A: He makes a swish!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“wrong”
― Uncle Amon, Goldie the Happy Bunny: Stories, Jokes, Games, and More!

“epiphany.”
― Uncle Amon, Kiko the Kitty Cat: Short Stories, Games, Jokes, and More!

“monster. “You know that, Halloween. Friends are a part of”
― Uncle Amon, Happy Monsters!

“siblings,”
― Uncle Amon, Happy Monsters!

“vastness of the night sky, there lived a young star named”
― Uncle Amon, Bedtime Stories: 5 Magical Adventures for Little Dreamers

“What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? A: Black mail!”
― Uncle Amon, Christmas Stories for Kids

“landed”
― Uncle Amon, Bedtime Stories for Kids

“What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? A: The elephant’s shadow!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“laughter”
― Uncle Amon, Whiskers the Cat: Five Fun Short Stories

“said”
― Uncle Amon, Finley the Fish

“before. And a hippo who drives, well that’s even better. Now it was time to enjoy this Amazon weather! It was sunny today, and clear, clear, clear skies. So Hippo offered to take them for a ride. “I’ll show you around the jungle for a bit. I’ll show you around so you all can just sit back and relax and enjoy the show, there are so many places to go.” So they drove until they came across monkey.”
― Uncle Amon, In the Jungle: Short Story, Games, Jokes, and More!