N.A. Alcorn > Quotes

“Every once in a while, someone will catch your eye. Someone you can't seem to get out of your head—a once-in-a-lifetime kind of girl. A girl who makes you feel like a complete pussy for even entertaining the idea of love at first sight, and sometimes it takes you off guard so much that you might even have to reach down and make sure your balls are still intact.”
― N.A. Alcorn, The Infamous Ellen James

“Well if you’re going to be friends with me, you’re going to have to get used to the fact that I have no filter and will always state the obvious.”
― N.A. Alcorn, Avoiding Amy Jackson

“the greater the capacity to love, the greater the capacity to feel the pain.”
― N.A. Alcorn, Forget

“guess that’s how you know you really love someone, when you’d rather they forget you altogether than deal with the pain.”
― N.A. Alcorn, Forget

“Ride the flag pole? Go to the boneyard? Get a good dicking? Fuck for Ol’ Glory’s sake? Take ol’ one eye to the optometrist . . .” “Take ol’ one eye to the optometrist?” I question on a laugh. “That’s a new one.” “I’ve got plenty more where those came from.”
― N.A. Alcorn, Forget

“I'm falling in love with you too, sweetheart. I know you're scared, and I know the shit that dickless douchebag put you through has you doing everything in your power to never go through something like that again, but I'm not him, baby. Don't run from it. Fall with me. Be with me, Ellie. I want to give you every part of myself. I want to be the reason you wake up every day with a smile on your beautiful face. God, Ellie. You own me. You fucking have me by the balls and I don't even care.”
― N.A. Alcorn, The Infamous Ellen James

“Amy was like a teeny, tiny drunken version of the Incredible Hulk. When she didn’t get the D, she got very, very angry.”
― N.A. Alcorn, Avoiding Amy Jackson