Chris Kennedy > Quotes

“strap-on foot fetishes.”
― Chris Kennedy, We Dare: An Anthology of Augmented Humanity

“Don’t sweat the petty stuff, and don’t pet the sweaty stuff.”
― Chris Kennedy, To Slip the Surly Bonds

“Rule One is simple. It states, ‘Danger lurks within cute and cuddly things.”
― Chris Kennedy, Asbaran Solutions

“The suits”
― Chris Kennedy, When the Gods Aren't Gods

“He looked at the cameraman. “Was the photographer your idea? Not getting enough TV time?” “No,” replied Calvin. “I’ve had all of the publicity I need for this lifetime and several more. His name is Bob Jones; he goes by the nickname ‘Danger.’ I didn’t know we were getting him until we were on Domus. There was a combat cameraman doing a show on the new members of the Terran Republic, and the Domans hired him to do a ‘real Terran news show’ on the war.”
― Chris Kennedy, Terra Stands Alone

“Leadership does not come from being in a position of authority; it comes from exhibiting the qualities of a leader. The ability recognizes these qualities and goes where it needs to in order to guide those who will listen.”
― Chris Kennedy, The Golden Horde

“You could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman wearing white gloves.”
― Chris Kennedy, Alpha Contracts

“Yes, sir. Apparently some nut job named Chris Sommerkorn in Logistics sat on the requisitions. By the time he went to make the purchase, all the contract offers had expired and had to be renegotiated.”
― Chris Kennedy, Asbaran Solutions

“Two things I don’t lie about; giant robots and sex.”
― Chris Kennedy, Alabaster Noon

“Niemczyk is the author of the web novel The Last War, an alternative”
― Chris Kennedy, Trouble in the Wind

“Jamie Ibson is from the frozen wastelands of Canuckistan, where moose, bears, and geese battle for domination among the hockey rinks, igloos, and Tim Hortons.”
― Chris Kennedy, Semper Paratus: An Anthology of the Apocalypse

“One of the hardest skills for youth to learn is patience,” Mason replied, “but being prepared for battle is halfway toward winning it.”
― Chris Kennedy, Asbaran Solutions

“Rule Two?” “Always have an ace in the hole.”
― Chris Kennedy, Asbaran Solutions

“You better get home then; I wouldn’t want to find your body left in a field somewhere.” “Oh, trust me,” Tonks said. “If my wife has anything to do with it, there won’t be a body to find.”
― Chris Kennedy, For a Few Credits More

“trade-offs between speed, armor, weight, power density, and duration. (“Sounds a lot like that Good, Fast, Cheap thing.”)”
― Chris Kennedy, The Gates of Hell: More Tales from the Lyon's Den