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“Disclaimer: No chickens were harmed (or pleasured) in the making of this story.”
― Jason Werbeloff, The Time-Traveling Chicken Sexer

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“Legend has it that her halitosis was so accomplished, the chickens she slaughtered were relieved when they met the knife. Others say it was the way she presented her monthly sermon. Erecting”
― Jason Werbeloff, The Time-Traveling Chicken Sexer

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“Imagine feeling awake, alive, happy, every day. With an extra five, six hours to do what you like. Why sleep? Make the smart choice. Reprint yourself already slept, today. The M-printer is available now at your nearest MPrint outlet for”
― Jason Werbeloff, Solace Inc.

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“It starts with a giggle, and ends with a sigh.”
― Jason Werbeloff, The Crimson Meniscus

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“Margaret thrust her head through the open window. Sensed the skin across her chest tear against the grizzled sidewalk, as she squeezed through the rusted frame.”
― Jason Werbeloff, Star Phase Exodus

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