Chip Zdarsky > Quotes

“The old moves come back. Dick always went off-book. Jason hated practicing them. But Tim… he loved it. The teamwork. We had each other’s backs.”
― Chip Zdarsky, Batman (2016-) #130

“The thing with stories is if you hear enough ones about freedom, about escape, true or not, you begin to think they're possible for you.”
― Chip Zdarsky, Stillwater, Vol. 3: Border Crossing

“Tim is the best Robin, but Damian is probably more fun to write. I’d say that Tim’s role is partner to Batman while Damian’s role is that of a son who needs guidance, and the role of Robin is a way of doing that. Tim no longer needs Batman’s guidance, he’s just a damned good partner.”
― Chip Zdarsky

“I wanted you. To be here with you. I wanted to be here, to learn about you, to feel you, to spend time with you. To make you feel good.

You were here to write a sentence with an exclamation point at the end about how... virile you are, how able, how competent.

"I am a big man, exclamation point, and my big giant dick made the porn queen cum, exclamation point, close quote.”
― Chip Zdarsky, Sex Criminals, Vol. 4: Fourgy!

“I never thought I could live forever... It's...it's scary, man... things mean something when you can die. But livin' forever... what kind of life is that?”
― Chip Zdarsky, Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man, Vol. 4: Coming Home

“Besides, after decades together, I know you better than I know myself. I know everything you’re about to say, how you’re feeling, your worries, your dreams…you’re my heart, Mary Jane Watson, you’re my jackpot.”
― Chip Zdarsky, Spider-Man: Life Story

“It was like we were at sea together and had to figure out how to make a boat work.”
― Chip Zdarsky, Sex Criminals, Vol. 4: Fourgy!

“God knows the outcome of the play. But I still have to write the lines and live with their consequences on his stage.”
― Chip Zdarsky, Daredevil & Elektra, Vol. 1: The Red Fist Saga

“Taste the air, inhale it good & well. That's your last meal. You're a dead man!”
― Chip Zdarsky

“You call yourself 'Bullseye'... but I know a Hawkeye when I see one.”
― Chip Zdarsky, Avengers: Twilight

“Violence is a last resort, but when there’s no other option, when good people are being attacked, being beaten, sometimes all you can do is lift your fists and fight”
― Chip Zdarsky, Daredevil, Vol. 4 : End of Hell

“When i'm 58 years old and on my deathbed, i'd better see through my one good eye Matt drawing a donger on my forehead, cum doodles dripping down my face like life-giving tears.”
― Chip Zdarsky, Sex Criminals, Vol. 1: One Weird Trick

“Violence is a last resort but when there’s no other option, when good people are being attacked, being beaten, sometimes all you can do is lift your fists and fight.”
― Chip Zdarsky, Daredevil #4 (Daredevil: Panini

“I think of Dick, Tim… Jason… Damian. Legacy. My sons. Can’t move, body’s giving out. This is a good death, isn’t it? In this place. With all these memories.”
― Chip Zdarsky, Batman (2016-) #127

“Peter: I feel horrible. But also... I've never been happier. how is that possible?
Mary Jane: Oh, Peter... Life isn't about one or the other. it's all of it. You just do your best. And push toward happiness when it's possible.”
― Chip Zdarsky, Spider-Man: Spider's Shadow