Kate Clary > Quotes

“Lenny will try really hard not to fart in front of other people.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“the mean substitute teacher came to our school.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts Books 2,3,4 &5

“his farting helped me!”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts Books 2,3,4 &5

“Then he will get in trouble!”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts Books 2,3,4 &5

“Who knew that monsters could love marshmallows so much?”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“Loop-o-plane,”
― Kate Clary, My Aunt is an Alien 2

“Have you ever smelled a really smelly fart?”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“The following week was great. School was good. We were learning how to subtract. It was harder than adding but I was starting to get it. Billy was being better at home. On Friday after school, Billy, Lenny and I were having some milk and cookies. “I’m really pleased with you two this week,” said Mom.  “Zach, you haven’t farted once. I’ve got a treat for you two.” “What is it?” Billy and I asked together. “I’m taking you out for ice cream!” she said.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“My Monster Farts 3”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts Books 2,3,4 &5

“horrendous.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“After Lenny finished laughing, he promised me that he wouldn’t fart again in front of other people. I was sure he meant it this time. I went to bed happy.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“When the test was finished, Lucas shouted out, “I spelled all the words right!” “No you didn’t, donkey brain!”
― Kate Clary, My Teacher is a Monster

“Then it happened again. He blew the biggest, grossest fart he had ever blown. We all scrunched up our faces at once.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“My Monster Farts 5 by Kate Clary”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts 5

“him. He could’ve gotten so lost in the woods.” “Glad to help!” said Lenny. “Anytime!” We had a great time for the rest of the day. Everyone wondered though who had made those fart sounds. “There sure are a lot of farts in your family!” said Uncle Jeff. “But who’s”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts 5

“trouble!”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts 2

“If this room isn’t cleaned, then no friends over!”
― Kate Clary, The Monster That Stole My Underwear

“She almost killed the grade two class with her farts!”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts Books 2,3,4 &5

“Uh, yeah!” said Dad. “I’ll wash”
― Kate Clary, Stinky Eddie The Monster That Farts

“looking”
― Kate Clary, Monsters, Burps and Farts

“Braydon”
― Kate Clary, The Monsters That Took Over My School

“Yeah, I didn’t think you would mind,” said Buzz. I saw Mom and Dad exchange a look between them when Buzz sat down.”
― Kate Clary, The Monster That Moved In

“The next few days went really well. Lenny came to visit me at school again and he didn’t fart once. I was really happy. Miss Light was happy and all the kids in the class were happy. One day after school, I was in the living room doing my homework. My little brother Billy was watching TV. Lenny was sleeping on the sofa. His big belly and feet were sticking up in the air. My mom had a big pile of clean clothes in a basket. Billy went over to the basket. He took out some underwear and pulled it over his head. “Mom!” he wailed. Then he shouted, “Stop it, Zach! Leave me alone!” I knew what Billy was up to. He was trying to get me in trouble again. Before I could say anything, Mom was in the living room. “Stop that, Zach!” she said. “Leave your little brother alone! Why are you putting underwear on Billy’s head?” She went over to Billy and pulled the underwear off his head. He pretended to be upset.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“agreed! When the bell rang shortly after, we all piled out of school.”
― Kate Clary, The Monsters That Took Over My School

“I came up with a plan to catch the monster. I thought that the monster might be coming into my bedroom at night. Was he coming into my bedroom every night? I was going to try and find out. That night, when I went to bed, I put on my Spiderman pyjamas and got out my flashlight and a bunch of my favorite comics. When I turned the light out, I turned the flashlight on and started reading. I loved reading my comics and I knew they would help the time pass quickly. My plan, of course, was to stay up as long as possible and see if I could catch”
― Kate Clary, The Monster That Stole My Underwear

“sticking”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“We were in class one day reading. I was reading a book about monsters. Lenny was beside me. He was laughing at the pictures of the funny monsters in the book.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts 3

“embarrassing.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts 4

“penguins”
― Kate Clary, Percy the Pink Penguin

“One month has now gone by. Lenny has not farted once in front of other people. My mom is happy. My teacher is happy. My friends are happy. Mom is wondering why I spend all my allowance money on marshmallows. If only she knew!     If you like this book, please tell your friends! Be on the lookout for more of Lenny the monster in My Monster Farts 2, coming out soon!”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts