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“I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.”
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“I'm fairly certain YOLO is just Carpe Diemm for stupid people.”
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“Beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man...we find...his nucleus.”
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“I am the gatekeeper to my own destiny.”
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“His name was young J.B and he refused to step in line. A vision did he see of fucking rocking all the time. So he wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.”
― Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny
― Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
― Guidebook for the Dead
― Guidebook for the Dead
“Then, on the morning of May 11, 2001, feeling good – I died. Isn’t life a bummer?”
― Guidebook for the Dead
― Guidebook for the Dead
“it’s worse than that … it’s physics, Jim”
― Guidebook for the Dead
― Guidebook for the Dead
“… only going forward, and things are getting worse”
― Guidebook for the Dead
― Guidebook for the Dead
