Johnny B. Laughing > Quotes

“Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?”
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“Yo mama is so stupid… she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“Q: What kind of washing detergent does the ocean use? A: Tide!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Yo mama is so ugly… she made the Devil go to church!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sundays! Q: What dog can tell time? A: A watch dog! Q: Why did the man shoot the clock? A: He wanted to kill some time! Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? A: Time to get a new car!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“A: To measure how long he slept!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? A: Frost bite!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Yo mama is so fat… when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“Yo mama is so fat… when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“Q: What helps keep your teeth together? A: Toothpaste.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Funny Jokes for Kids: 125+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

“Q: What do you feed a 600 pound gorilla? A: Anything it wants!   Q: Why did the gorilla fail English? A: He had little ape-titude!   Q: Why are gorillas underpaid? A: They’re willing to work for peanuts!   Q: How come the giant ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? A: The elevator was broken!   Q: How do you make a gorilla float? A: Two scoops of ice cream, some soda and a gorilla!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Funny Jokes for Kids: 125+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

“What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A: A honey bunny!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Knock knock! Who’s there? Termite! Termite who? Termite be something wrong with the doorbell!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 100+ Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

“Yo mama is so skinny… she turned sideways and disappeared.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“Yo mama is so old… she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“How can you make a witch itch? A: Take away her W!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 100+ Halloween Jokes for Kids: Funny Halloween Joke Book for Children

“Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip to space? A: He wanted to find Pluto!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: Why did the weather want privacy? A: It was changing! Q: How do hurricanes see? A: With one eye!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Yo mama is so short … she broke her legs jumping off the toilet!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“Who’s there? Amos! Amos who? Amos-quito is on your arm!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 100+ Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

“What kind of driver will never get a license? A: A screwdriver!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Yo mama is so old… that when she was in school there was no history class.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“Q: What do cars do at a party? A: Brake dance!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Yo mama is so lazy… she's got a remote control just to operate her remote control!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: Flatman and Ribbon!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 100+ Monster Jokes: Funny Monster Jokes for Kids

“Yo mama is so ugly… when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says, “Stay over there!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“Q: What do you always get on your birthday? A: Another year older!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

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― Johnny B. Laughing, 100+ Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

“Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow… that when she smiles traffic slows down.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“too much of a bully!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Funny Jokes for Kids: 125+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids