Manik Joshi > Quotes

“It is against the law for train drivers to go toilet while driving trains. [They can relieve themselves only in the ‘next’ station.]”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“Milan: it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“233. Standing All Alone Julia began her job in a secondary school as a counselor and she was keen to help the pupils. One day during break-time she noticed a girl standing all by herself on one side of the playing field while the rest of the children were enjoying a game of soccer at the other end of the field. Julia approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said that she was. Sometime later, however, Julia noticed that the girl was in exactly the same spot, still by herself. Going up to her again, she enquired, 'Would you like me to be your friend?' The girl hesitated, then said, 'Alright,' while looking at Julia with some suspicion. Feeling she was making progress, Julia then asked, 'Why are you standing here all alone?' 'Because,' the girl said with a large sigh, ‘I'm the goalie!”
― Manik Joshi, Best Jokes: I Have Ever Heard - 800 Jokes

“Mexico City: It is against the law to say to anyone "Have a nice day.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“It is against the law for a woman to drive a vehicle.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“City- Cleveland: A hunting license is required to catch mice.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

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― Manik Joshi, Best Jokes: I Have Ever Heard - 800 Jokes

“60--30. Weird Laws -- New Jersy 01. It is against the law to sell handcuffs to a person under 18 years of age. [Source: Sec. 2C:39-9.2] 02. It is against the law to wear a bullet-proof vest while engaged in the commission of, or an attempt to commit, or flight after committing or attempting to commit murder, manslaughter, robbery, burglary, kidnapping, criminal escape, or assault. [Source: Sec. 2C:39-13]”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“01. Children as young as 15 can be sent to jail for cheating on their annual exams.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“a Leprechaun (a creature, like a little man, with magic powers) calls at your door you must, by law, give him a share of your dinner.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“You can legally marry a dead person as long as preliminary civic formalities have been completed which show that you and your fiancé/fiancée had planned to marry before your fiancé/fiancée died.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“04. It is against the law to tell kids that gay people exist.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“60--30. Weird Laws -- New Jersy 01. It is against the law to sell handcuffs to a person under 18 years of age.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“It is against the law to curse firefighters while they are performing their duties. 02. It is against the law to ingest human or animal blood or human or animal waste.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“It is against the law to represent himself/herself to be a witch or to have the power of witchcraft. Violators are liable to imprisonment for two years – [Source: Criminal Code Act]”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 bill. Who picks it up? SOLUTION: The dumb blonde!  There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.”
― Manik Joshi, Best Riddles Ever

“Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
  SOLUTION: The president!”
― Manik Joshi, Best Riddles Ever

“SOLUTION: A1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments. A2: The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first! *******************”
― Manik Joshi, Best Riddles Ever

“am the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always at risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of the darkness.”
― Manik Joshi, Best Riddles Ever

“01. The driver of a motor vehicle traveling on mountain highways shall hold such motor vehicle under control and as near the right-hand edge of the highway as reasonably possible. [Note: No mountain highways exist in Nebraska]”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“It is against the law to not flush the toilet after using it. Special police randomly check on public restrooms and violators are publicly caned.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“04. If somebody steals another man’s horse, the owner has the legal right to hang the accused from the nearest tree.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“There is no minimum age for marriage.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“RIDDLE: I live without a body, I hear without ears, I speak without a mouth, I am born in air. What am I? ”
― Manik Joshi, Best Riddles Ever

“a man cheats on his wife she is legally allowed to kill him but with only her bare hands.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“If somebody steals another man’s horse, the owner has the legal right to hang the accused from the nearest tree.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“Any woman who wears pants faces a possible punishment for having the pants ripped off and torn to pieces by soldiers.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“Sabbath: It is against the law to pick your nose.”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World

“City- Little Rock: It is against the law to sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 p.m. [Source: Sec. 18-54]”
― Manik Joshi, Weird Laws from Around the World