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“Wait 20 seconds to respond to anything your victim says. Don’t count, just stare at them blankly.”
― Full Sea Books, The One Minute Prank Book! 250 Quick and Easy Pranks & Practical Jokes

“The Seven Dwarfs were all in the bathtub feeling happy; so Happy got out.”
― Full Sea Books, The BIG Triple Joke Book - 1,289 Funny Jokes, Fun Facts & Brain Teaser Riddles!

“So many people die but you don’t die.” (I wish you didn’t exist) – China”
― Full Sea Books, Hollywood’s Favorite Insults and More: The Greatest TV & Movie Insults!

“You no-business, born-insecure, junkyard motha-f***a!” – Dolemite (1975) “You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, f***-face, dickhead, asshole.” –  A Fish Called Wanda (1988)”
― Full Sea Books, Hollywood’s Favorite Insults and More: The Greatest TV & Movie Insults!

“I think your only real problem is that you exist!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“Put a note on your victim’s car that says “Sorry about the dent. Call me to swap insurance details”.  Include a fake name and number. (Or, put a note on somebody else’s car and leave your victim’s phone number.)”
― Full Sea Books, The One Minute Prank Book! 250 Quick and Easy Pranks & Practical Jokes

“May your penis fall off when you are asleep” – Croatia”
― Full Sea Books, Hollywood’s Favorite Insults and More: The Greatest TV & Movie Insults!

“Do ‘you’ ever get tired of having you around!?”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“I should write a book about you so I could smack you with it!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“book.”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“Be quiet! I’m trying to imagine you with intelligence.”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other’s shoulders.”
― Full Sea Books, The BIG Triple Joke Book - 1,289 Funny Jokes, Fun Facts & Brain Teaser Riddles!

“Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me? A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.”
― Full Sea Books, The BIG Triple Joke Book - 1,289 Funny Jokes, Fun Facts & Brain Teaser Riddles!

“At least failures’ not fatal so you can do it again!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“need to invent a robot just to smack you!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“Film”
― Full Sea Books, The One Minute Prank Book! 250 Quick and Easy Pranks & Practical Jokes

“cabinet.”
― Full Sea Books, The One Minute Prank Book! 250 Quick and Easy Pranks & Practical Jokes

“I think you could stick your head in an oven and get a baked bean!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“Go to your victim’s refrigerator and add food coloring to the milk, cottage cheese, sour cream, etc.”
― Full Sea Books, The One Minute Prank Book! 250 Quick and Easy Pranks & Practical Jokes

“crap”
― Full Sea Books, The One Minute Prank Book! 250 Quick and Easy Pranks & Practical Jokes

“An American urologist bought Napoleon’s penis for $40,000.”
― Full Sea Books, The BIG Triple Joke Book - 1,289 Funny Jokes, Fun Facts & Brain Teaser Riddles!

“Almonds are members of the peach family.”
― Full Sea Books, The BIG Triple Joke Book - 1,289 Funny Jokes, Fun Facts & Brain Teaser Riddles!

“shaker”
― Full Sea Books, The One Minute Prank Book! 250 Quick and Easy Pranks & Practical Jokes

“quiet! I’m trying to imagine you with intelligence.”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“I’d mop the floor with your butt if I thought I could get in the corners!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“Let’s play hide and seek, You Hide!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“You! Off my planet!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“When you and your victim are on an elevator, tap on their shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.”
― Full Sea Books, The One Minute Prank Book! 250 Quick and Easy Pranks & Practical Jokes

“Call 911! I think somebody stole all your common sense!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“If I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have, I’d have one dollar!” –  Squidward on SpongeBob SquarePants”
― Full Sea Books, Hollywood’s Favorite Insults and More: The Greatest TV & Movie Insults!