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“The sun is the hottiest planet, and it would burn you if you tried to eat it.”
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“The majestic architecture, the cultivated manners, the simplicity of life, the disregard for one's fellow man, the plagues, the rampant corruption, the unmitigated racism, and the uncontrollable violence--all the things our grandparents called 'the good old days'...”
― The Shroud of the Thwacker
― The Shroud of the Thwacker
“By all accounts this evening promised to be yet another in the long progression of dog days that oozed like a piece of soft, runny brie with a hunk of moldy French bread and washed down with a mug of room-temperature Clamato.”
― The Shroud of the Thwacker
― The Shroud of the Thwacker
