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“Messi,”
― Gordon Law, Zlatan Style: The funniest Zlatan Ibrahimovic quotes!

“c*nts. I responded by saying if anybody was a c*nt, it”
― Gordon Law, Zlatan Style: The funniest Zlatan Ibrahimovic quotes!

“one mission. Feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy’. That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.” On his bromance with Mourinho “The Barca players were like schoolboys, following the coach blindly. Whereas I was used to asking, ‘Why should we?’” The forward explains what it was like to play at Barcelona “I can’t help but laugh at how perfect I am.” Zlatan is as modest as ever Reporter: “You’ve got some scars on your face, Zlatan. What has happened?” Zlatan: “Well... I don’t know... You’ll have to ask your wife about that.” Agent Anders Carlsson: “Southampton...Southampton is interested.” Zlatan: “What the f*ck! Southampton! Is that my level? Southampton!” Unsettled at Ajax, Zlatan asks his agent if any clubs offered him a way out “You can’t be a clown all the time.” Zlatan on growing up after five months at Ajax “Hi @Twitter. For tomorrow Zlatan needs more than 140 characters. Please change rules for Zlatan.” He tweeted this ahead of a Q&A on social media. The following are some of his best replies to fan questions... “There are 2 things Zlatan cannot do @at_sunshine. One is be predictable. The other is a step-under. But Zlatan is practising. #DareToZlatan.”
― Gordon Law, Zlatan Style: The funniest Zlatan Ibrahimovic quotes!

“There are a few moments I will see on the internet when I retire and I’ll tell myself they’re amazing. I’ll ask myself how even I could have achieved such feats.” Zlatan on retiring “We’re looking for an apartment in Paris. If we don’t find anything, then I’ll probably just buy the hotel.” Zlatan on relocating his family after joining Paris Saint-Germain “You can’t coach brilliance like that.” On his amazing 30-yard overhead kick goal for Sweden against England in 2012 “Jose Mourinho is a big star. The first time he met my partner he said, ‘Helena, you have”
― Gordon Law, Zlatan Style: The funniest Zlatan Ibrahimovic quotes!

“When Patrick Vieira came over from AC Milan, he didn’t know a word of English. We gave him accommodation, phone, car and an English teacher. I talked to Patrick in fluent French and before a game I asked in French, can you speak a bit of English to me? Patrick nodded and replied, ‘Tottenham are sh*t’.”  David Dein”
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