Mike Malaska > Quotes

“Japanese phrase, “Sodom oh ki kata, ochidu” – which means, even monkeys fall out of trees.”
― Mike Malaska, I Feel Your Pain: Let's Make Golf Uncomplicated

“And of course, in golf, what you can do today, you can’t necessarily do again tomorrow. Terrifying. And no, this isn’t fair. And regrettably, there is little in life that prepares you for this debacle. You don’t wake up in the morning suddenly unable to tie your shoes, or control your toothbrush. You don’t have a great day with the knife and a bad day with the fork. You don’t call your friends after a meal to tell them, “My spoon game was really on today, but I couldn’t get the salt shaker to work like I wanted. The darn stuff was going everywhere. And my fork game was atrocious. I missed my mouth and stabbed myself in the cheek eight times – and that was just
at breakfast.”
― Mike Malaska, I Feel Your Pain: Let's Make Golf Uncomplicated