Matthew S. Cox > Quotes

“be there as soon as this site is secured. Stay on him and let me know if he does anything. If he so much as jerks off, I want to know about it.” “Um… I’ll assume you’re being figurative there Lieutenant.”
― Matthew S. Cox, Virtual Immortality

“To place a ruler above all else is to invite the touch of corruption and evil.”
― Matthew S. Cox, Of Myth and Shadow

“one of the cutesy Neko series ones that had an oval shaped body with two triangular projections on one side that gave the entire device the outline of a cat’s head. The”
― Matthew S. Cox, Virtual Immortality

“If a king becomes unjust, those who serve him unquestioningly become unjust.”
― Matthew S. Cox, Of Myth and Shadow

“It takes little for the demons to cloud the minds of men.”
― Matthew S. Cox, Of Myth and Shadow

“Do actors who film sex scenes feel that way? Where does the line between cheating and doing a job stand? Wait, bad”
― Matthew S. Cox, A Vampire's Guide to Surviving Holidays

“Some suit takes a friggin' swan dive off the penthouse, what's to investigate? Ya don't need a medical degree to determine the cause of death for this guy: Sudden Pause of Linear Accelerated Trajectory. Or, as I like to call it, SPLAT.”
― Matthew S. Cox, Division Zero

“It felt as wrong as mixing cats and dogs, but not quite as wrong as mixing them with a food processor.”
― Matthew S. Cox, The End of all Halloweens

“Whoever got the idea to call it a ‘catfight’ when a pair of women are trying to kill each other needs to burn in hell.”
― Matthew S. Cox, The Last Family Road Trip

“Yeah, vampire claws are something else, all right. They can even make the most wicked demons cry out in agony. Only other thing I know powerfully painful enough to do that is the Kars for Kids ad jingle.”
― Matthew S. Cox, A Vampire's Guide to Work-Unlife Balance

“He called out in an echoing phantasmal voice.”
― Matthew S. Cox, Virtual Immortality

“Riley? Come on, hon. You’re still alive. I’m still alive. Don’t give up on me, please.”
― Matthew S. Cox, The Summer the World Ended

“An idle man is an devil's plaything”
― Matthew S. Cox, Of Myth and Shadow

“They say anything a person can be gifted at evolves into a profession, and in the case of born liars, their path invariably leads to politics—or trying to sell pillows on cable. Okay, it’s me. I’m the one”
― Matthew S. Cox, A Vampire's Guide to Adulting

“She did not know what to believe anymore. The Banderwigh was real. Goblins did exist, and for a reason she could not begin to grasp - wolves did not feel like eating children.”
― Matthew S. Cox, Emma and the Banderwigh

“If I learned anything from Scott, it’s that I’m not responsible for what goes on in a boy’s head with no input from me. Okay,”
― Matthew S. Cox, The Last Family Road Trip