Eleanor L. Tomczyk > Quotes

“I suddenly remembered that I owned a couple of Persian cats a while back. They were such debutantes that I could have taught them how to dial 911, and immediately afterwards had a stroke in front of them that caused me to writhe on the floor while gasping for air and screaming,“call 9-1-1.” They would have ignored my pleas, turned their collective backs on me, and stuck their noses in the air, before they strutted down the street to go on about their feline business of being the coolest cats on the block. They were some cold bitches! But I digress.”
― Eleanor L. Tomczyk, House of Oz Undone: A Cautionary Tale

“Stay loving, stay caring, stay humble, and the good things of life will lift you into the place where you belong.”
― Eleanor L. Tomczyk, House of Oz Undone: A Cautionary Tale