Saeed Sikiru > Quotes

“From great power comes a great electricity bill.” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” — Winnie the Pooh”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” – Rodney Dangerfield”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“The unsuccessful person is burdened by learning, and prefers to walk down familiar paths. Their distaste for learning stunts their growth and limits their influence.” -- John Maxwell”
― Saeed Sikiru, John C. Maxwell's Quotes: 450 Inspirational and Motivational Quotes by John C. Maxwell

“In most cases, those who want power probably shouldn't have it, those who enjoy it probably do so for the wrong reasons, and those who want most to hold on to it don't understand that it's only temporary.” ― John C. Maxwell”
― Saeed Sikiru, John C. Maxwell's Quotes: 450 Inspirational and Motivational Quotes by John C. Maxwell

“Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong.” — Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do? Boy: Easy, stop imagining.” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot!”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“Fun Facts You can’t wash your eyes with soap. You can’t count your hairs. You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out. You just tried No.3. When you did No.3 you realized it’s possible only you look like a dog. You’re smiling right now because you’re fooled. You skipped No. 5. You just checked to see if there’s No. 5 Share this with your friends to have some fun too.”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?” -- Anonymous”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.” -- Unknown “I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.” -- Unknown              “Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience.” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“Google: I have everything. !! Facebook: I know everyone. ! Tweeter: I know what you guys think!! Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“I put the pro in procrastinate.” — Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“Rlaely it deson’t mttaer waht I wirte you’ll sitll uanrtednsnd it.” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.” -- Anonymous”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.” -- Anonymous”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them

“An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, “So far so good!” -- Unknown”
― Saeed Sikiru, Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them