S.M. Shade > Quotes

“She has a very popular vagina. Seriously, if penises had wings, her crotch would be an airport.”
― S.M. Shade, Scarlet Toys

“I scoff. I’d kill for her metabolism. I can just smell food and my ass inflates. We”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“What’s something you’ve always wondered about but never asked?” The words spill out of my mouth without any conscious effort. I’m not sure I actually spoke them until the roar of laughter rolls over me. “Do crabs think we walk sideways?”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“You can put sugar on shit, but that don’t make it a brownie.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“I’m not a slut. I just have a friendly vagina,”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“Hey, blue walls suck just as much as blue balls.”
― S.M. Shade, Fake Around and Find Out

“Floodlights have been set up on the decadently decorated front lawn. Again, there’s pink everywhere. “Ugh, I feel like I’m inside a vagina,” I grumble”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“I can just smell food and my ass inflates.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“You’re blushing,” he murmurs, bringing his gaze to mine. “You’re staring at places I can only see with a mirror,” I reply, finding my voice. “Get used to it. I plan to look at this pussy every chance I get.” His fingers brush gently between my legs. “And touch it, and fuck it, but right now, I want a taste.”
― S.M. Shade, Scarlet Toys

“It’s like a mouse darting back into its hole. Do they always do that?” Serena chokes on a laugh. “Girl…god, I can’t even with you. You’re killing me.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“No, husbands are like algebra. Everyone says you’ll need one later in life, but it’s bullshit.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“The guy who saw you balls-deep in rub-a-dub Susie? You betcha.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“I shoved my tongue in his mouth and kissed him like he was hiding winning lottery numbers in his throat.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“And by not end well, I mean after eight years she didn’t know that I like my women like I like my coffee. Strong, hot, and without another guy’s dick in it.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“I feel as out of place as a nun at a strip club.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“Marty climbs out and heads for the diving board—holy hell, where did his penis go?”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“He always says that the sick and depraved will sell their souls to evil. But the rest of us are just flawed souls looking for the redemption we don’t feel we deserve”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“My mother would tell you you’d better get the fuck out of my face before Jesus watches me whoop your ass!”
― S.M. Shade, Scarlet Toys

“You only get one chance to live. Why waste it pretending to be something you’re not for the comfort of others? It’s easier to love the things that make you different, than to be miserable over the things you can’t change.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“You know a guy is a keeper when he lets you use your fingertips to make his pee hole move with the words like the little guy is the one belting out those awesome lyrics.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“I’m not sleeping with you again.” “Don’t remember us sleeping together. I recall a lot of cries of ‘yes!’ and ‘don’t stop!’ Don’t think I could sleep through that.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“First of all, sleeping with a guy for the first time doesn’t mean he’s taking anything. You aren’t losing anything to him. That’s some patriarchal, misogynistic nonsense. Society putting value on what they consider a woman’s purity is as wrong as it gets. You’ll be the same person with the same worth after you have sex. You just have to make sure you’re attracted to the guy, you’re protected, and that it’s what you really want to do.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“Wow, if the Fifty Shades movie irked them, this really lit the fuse on these bitches’ tampons.”
― S.M. Shade, Scarlet Toys

“He’s a natural night owl, just like me.”
― S.M. Shade, Scarlet Toys

“One problem: My pretty arm is not meant for being tugged. It has no harness. There’s nothing keeping it in place if pulled hard enough. So… he rips my arm off, and then stares in horror as I fall down to my ass.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“Shit. I don’t know if I want to stab him or fuck him. When he looks up and catches me staring, he smirks again, smugly gazing at me like he owns me. Stab him. Definitely want to stab him.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“Serena comes in after her midday shift and tosses a baggie of weed on the table. “One of my regulars tipped me with a few grams.” “Perfect,” Zara says. “Kelly bought ice cream. And the new Henry Cavill show just released on Netflix.” “Girl’s night!” Remee exclaims.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“This party is seriously painful. I’ve seen coma patients with more enthusiasm than this crowd. It’s time to mix it up.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“If you ever know you have one hour left to live, spend it with him because every second was a fucking eternity.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“Better for two horrible people to end up together, than for one of them to ruin a decent person’s life.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It