Mike Crowl > Quotes

“She looked Toby straight in the eye and said very distinctly, ‘My mother always told me there are no shortcuts to any place worth going.”
― Mike Crowl, Grimhilda! - a fantasy for children - and their parents

“One of the women leaped up from her chair. She seemed to grow taller as she stood. Her long diamond earrings not only caught the sun and blinded you, but jangled and knocked against her cheekbones with a sharp tapping sound. ‘Curse those who cursed it!’ she cried, flinging her arms wildly about her, in a way that didn’t at all suit her formal attire.”
― Mike Crowl, The Mumbersons and The Blood Secret

“More important than our health?’ she replied. ‘Hasthma, Mr Map! That’s what being stuck in that cupboard’ll lead to: Hasthma with a capital H!”
― Mike Crowl, Grimhilda! - a fantasy for children - and their parents

“This entrance gave access to the psychiatric wards, and to the dementia unit. It was named the George MacGuffin Wing after a man who’d been famous for spending other people’s money faster than his own.”
― Mike Crowl, The Disenchanted Wizard

“Toby looked so miserable the soldiers gathered around him for support. They sang a revised version of their company song:

Buckle for your dust, boys, no flakey diddy-bopping.
Stay tight, and fight the Grimhilda Red Alert.

The second line was adaptable to any situation: the day before it had included references to grizzly bears.”
― Mike Crowl, Grimhilda! - a fantasy for children - and their parents