Sara Ney > Quotes

“I know you love me.” Wistful and filled with wonder. “I love you, too.”

Somehow, it’s not enough. “For real though, babe. The only person I love more than you is myself.”

A loud laugh fills the otherwise darkened room. “Oh my god, tell me you did not just say that.”

Am I missing something here? “What’s so damn funny? I’m being serious.”

“The only person you love more than me is you?”

“Yeah, so?”

“You’re ridiculous.”

“But you love me?”

“So much.”
― Sara Ney, The Studying Hours

“Shhhh,” she admonishes. “Quiet please. When you talk, it makes me want to slap some sense into you.” Her”
― Sara Ney, The Studying Hours

“I plan to intern for a law firm in my hometown next summer with the hopes of getting a job in their human resources department. Then I’m going to buy a house with Jameson and we’re going to live together, get married, and make cardigan-wearing babies.”
― Sara Ney, The Studying Hours

“If you gave me a hickey, this little affair is over.”
“If I gave you a hickey, it means you’re fucking mine.”
― Sara Ney, Love, Sincerely, Yours

“Nerd alert!” I tease, pointing a finger at myself, “I just bought a new book, and I’ve been waiting for it to release for nine months – nine! That’s a damn eternity in romance novel years. You’re lucky I dragged myself off the couch.”
― Sara Ney, Jock Row

“I dig into my Chinese food with my fork, pretending not to listen – but if I were a GIF, I’d be the Michael Jackson eating popcorn in a movie theatre one, so engrossed am I.”
― Sara Ney, Jock Row

“The best part of me is you, Violet.”
― Sara Ney, The Failing Hours

“I wonder if life is going outside to have a smoke right now, because it just got done fucking me. Fucking me hard. Logically,”
― Sara Ney, The Studying Hours

“I scowl. “What are you laughing at?”
“You trying to be nice.”
“I’m not nice.”
“That’s why I say trying.”
― Sara Ney, The Failing Hours

“Mouse, meet cat. Meow.”
― Sara Ney, The Studying Hours

“Do you feel that, Jameson?” he implores breathlessly. “Can you feel it beating?”
I can.
“That’s for you. No one else makes me feel this way; no one has ever made me feel this way. No woman. No coach. No opponent makes my heart race the way.”
― Sara Ney, The Studying Hours

“Brace yourself, Jim; I’m going to date the shit out of you.”
― Sara Ney, The Studying Hours

“Be gentle with me, James. I haven’t had sex with anyone since before Utah. I’ve done so much jerking off my junk is chafed—legit chafed.”
― Sara Ney, The Studying Hours

“In alcohol’s defense, I’m done some pretty stupid shit while completely sober, too.” - kushandwizdom”
― Sara H Ney, He Kissed Me First

“But you’re not jaded—not like me. I’m a beautiful mess.” Rough thumbs tenderly stroke my cheeks. “You’re just beautiful.” His”
― Sara Ney, The Failing Hours

“I lean down to kiss her smiling lips, heft my bag, and shoulder into the hotel room. “Wow. Place looks just how we left it.”

“Yup.” Jameson pops her P with a loud smack. “Same bed, same dresser, same tiny bathroom.”

“Ah yes, the tiny bathroom of sin, scene of all masturbatory emissions.” My laugh fills the outdated hotel room as I walk to the dresser to set my things down.”
― Sara Ney, The Studying Hours

“They say the bigger the man, the harder they fall. Well this is me letting you fall, Zeke. I can’t be there to catch you; I’m not strong enough to catch us both.”
― Sara Ney, The Failing Hours

“God, I like him so much. Drown in his goodness. His kind spirit and pure heart. The romance of his second language. Sweet brown eyes and beautiful smile.”
― Sara Ney, The Learning Hours

“Dude, let’s be honest, you’re going to be a horrible boyfriend. Like, the fucking worst. You’re already off to a shitty start.”
― Sara Ney, The Failing Hours

“I saunter closer, approaching her cautiously, much like you'd approach a stray dog, or a girl you know is on her period - warily, guardedly.”
― Sara Ney, The Studying Hours

“Soon she’s going to have me holding babies and volunteering with old people, I just fucking know it.
Whatever.
I’d do it.
I’d do it just to see those eyes of hers light up. I’d do it because when her small, slender body is pressed against mine, mine lights on fire. I could get used to these feelings, could get high now that I know how fast my heart beats when she’s near.”
― Sara Ney, The Failing Hours

“Trust me. You can dance.” - Vodka”
― Sara H Ney, He Kissed Me First

“Je ne te veux pas dans l’ autre chambre,” I repeat. “Restez avec moi.” Stay with me. Her breasts brush my chest, the pad of her index finger tracing the contour of my upper lip. “You have a beautiful mouth.” “Toi aussi.” So do you. I feel my neck bow. Head bent down. Shoulders sag, body relaxed. “Je te veux plus que n’importe quoi que j’avais voulu dans ma vie.” I want you more than anything I’ve wanted in my entire fucking life.”
― Sara Ney, The Learning Hours

“I don’t care where we eat. As long as it’s not one of the 12 places you just named.” - Someecards.com”
― Sara H Ney, He Kissed Me First

“You’re so weird sometimes.”
I am. I have no social graces, no idea how to act around a female. Fuck.
Fuck my life.”
― Sara Ney, Jock Road

“Shit, I don’t know what the hell I’m saying. Violet is turning me into a fucking pansy. I used to be a hard ass, and now I’m talking about feelings and all that other bullshit. Soon she’s going to have me holding babies and volunteering with old people, I just fucking know it.”
― Sara Ney, The Failing Hours

“What the hell could he possibly want?
And why is he so damn handsome?”
― Sara Ney, Jock Row

“Hell, I think I fucking loved her the second I saw her. Period.”
― Sara Ney, Jock Rule

“He wants to call me? On the phone? Who even does that anymore?! This is an outrage! I won’t even pick up when my grandmother calls unless she calls twice in a row! If you need to get ahold of me, text. If it’s an emergency—still text.”
― Sara Ney, Hard Pass

“Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is because you’re freaking stupid.” - Molly Wakefield to her brother”
― Sara H Ney, He Kissed Me First