Scott Burtness > Quotes

“I would not have even considered you an appetizer. Rats that have fed on syphilitic sailors would be preferable to drinking from you. I swear, I can smell Krispy Kremes and cheese curds oozing from your every pathetic pore.”
― Scott Burtness, Wisconsin Vamp

“What’d you say sweetie? Oooh, yeah. You can tell me. You don’t need to whisper. You’re here now, I’m here. There’s no one else... Tell me you want it, too.”
― Scott Burtness, Wisconsin Vamp

“You go looking, you gonna see more than you planned for and probably get charged twenty bucks,” he opined with a sage nod and sly wink.”
― Scott Burtness, Wisconsin Vamp

“While waiting for the slow, brown trickle to fulfill its promise of normalcy,”
― Scott Burtness, Wisconsin Vamp