Tom O'Donnell > Quotes

“been limited to our little town. But think of all the damage he could do if he put his twisted mind to it.” Hammie Rex seconded this”
― Tom O'Donnell, Hamstersaurus Rex Gets Crushed: A Hilarious Mystery About a Super-Strong Class Pet and Mysterious School Hauntings

“Coach Weekes smiled. “No, no, Gibbs. I’ve made up my mind,” he said. “Don’t try to talk me out of this decision by telling me stuff like I’m basically the heart and soul of this school, and things would completely fall apart around here without me.” “Uh. But Coach, you’re the heart and soul of this school and things would completely fall apart around here without you,” I said.”
― Tom O'Donnell, Hamstersaurus Rex Gets Crushed: A Hilarious Mystery About a Super-Strong Class Pet and Mysterious School Hauntings

“glowered”
― Tom O'Donnell, Hamstersaurus Rex

“HERE LIES SAM Gibbs, Pulverized by a Squirrel the Size of a Small Orca.”
― Tom O'Donnell, Hamstersaurus Rex vs. Squirrel Kong: An Epic Mutant Rodent Battle - A Hilarious Middle School Comedy for Children

“small out of his lab coat. It looked like an aerosol bottle. “Not so fast,” said Mr. Duderotti. He shook the bottle and then sprayed it right into the furry face of the oncoming giant squirrel. Squirrel Kong froze in its tracks. The beast snorted and then began to scrabble wildly at its nose with its front paws. Mr. Duderotti stood his ground as the beast finally let out a booming sneeze. His lab coat and ponytail blew straight back like he was in a hurricane.”
― Tom O'Donnell, Hamstersaurus Rex vs. Squirrel Kong: An Epic Mutant Rodent Battle - A Hilarious Middle School Comedy for Children

“Hamstersaurus”
― Tom O'Donnell, Hamstersaurus Rex