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“(Watching a circus parade) ...Behind the band wagon came a big wagon with beautiful girls that didn't have time to put their dresses on. Then came big dark complexioned animals I had never seen. John Bigelow said, "Them's the elephants." I looked at them and said, "Why are they walking backwards?" John said, "They're not walking backwards." I said, "They are too; don't you see their tails on the front end?" "Them ain't tails," John said, "them's their trunks." And John was right, got they had tails on the other end, too.”
Joseph W. Yoder, Rosanna's Boys
tags: humor

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