M.S. Knight > Quotes

“Good lord, woman, stop sounding like a creeper and pick your freakin jaw off the floor!”
― M.S. Knight, Escape from Insanity: A Tale of Insanity

“Whoever came up with the phrase TGIF needed to get shot in the face.”
― M.S. Knight, Escape from Insanity: A Tale of Insanity

“Alright then. You've got me. I'm actually an incubus/giant-lizard-from-outer-space half breed trapped in a man's body who currently on the verge of dying if--”
― M.S. Knight, Escape from Insanity: A Tale of Insanity

“A balloon with a picture of a rock with a painted on smiley face would be more interesting to talk to than you.”
― M.S. Knight, Escape from Insanity: A Tale of Insanity

“I was running on a treadmill earlier today and my moobs sagged so low that I tripped.”
― M.S. Knight, Escape from Insanity: A Tale of Insanity

“You're saying if I were a 70-year-old bag of sags, you'd leave me for dead?”
― M.S. Knight, Escape from Insanity: A Tale of Insanity

“The next wonders of wonders: could a man be more mesmerizing...”
― M.S. Knight, Escape from Insanity: A Tale of Insanity

“Why, Sebastian? Why would a yumlicious man like you decide to help an old stiff like me? How very romance novel. Are you a millionaire vampire too? That can't be it. You're out in the sun and you smell like the great outdoors. That must make you a werewolf.”
― M.S. Knight, Escape from Insanity: A Tale of Insanity

“Gawd save me from beady-eyed, ratty freakin devils”
― M.S. Knight, Escape from Insanity: A Tale of Insanity

“I didn't waste three years of my life on you just so you can die for being an idiot”
― M.S. Knight, Escape from Insanity: A Tale of Insanity

“Oh, I do love the faces you make”
― M.S. Knight, Escape from Insanity: A Tale of Insanity

“How does one tell his wife that she sucked at seduction...?”
― M.S. Knight, Escape from Insanity: A Tale of Insanity

“Windows weren't safe dumbass”
― M.S. Knight, Escape from Insanity: A Tale of Insanity