Jenny McCarthy > Quotes

“What are friends for? They are the ultimate reflection of yourself. Always surround yourself with people who inspire you and return the favor by giving them the best of you.”
― Jenny McCarthy, Love, Lust & Faking It: The Naked Truth About Sex, Lies, and True Romance

“Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.”
― Jenny McCarthy, Love, Lust and Faking It: The Naked Truth About Sex, Lies, and True Romance

“I had so much respect for the fact that Father Andrew saw his own sins in my actions. I wished all adults were like Father Andrew.”
― Jenny McCarthy, Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic

“The problem I had with understanding Catholicism was that it seemed like there were loopholes everywhere. In my young brain, I couldn’t quite grasp how there could be any loopholes with the very strict set of rules they gave us. It really confused me. I began to wonder how I could follow these rules when I didn’t even know what they truly meant.”
― Jenny McCarthy, Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic

“The modern term is called “being a bitch” but the Indians call it “being in your power.” I liked the sound of their beliefs immediately.”
― Jenny McCarthy, Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic

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― Jenny McCarthy, Belly Laughs: The Naked Truth about Pregnancy and Childbirth

“No matter what religion people choose to live by, I came to realize that their choice is ultimately what is best for them.
The holy wars are what get us into trouble. If people minded their own business as far as religion is concerned and didn't get caught up in saving other people's souls, they just might be able to sace their own souls and bless those around them with their contagious state of euphoria. Indeed, the world needs more love.”
― Jenny McCarthy, Bad Habits

“The folks who invented Lent—no, it wasn’t Jesus’s idea—decided that just like Christ’s time in the desert, it should last forty days. Actually, from Ash Wednesday to Holy Saturday it’s forty-six days, so it looks like the first thing someone ever gave up for Lent was math.”
― Jenny McCarthy, Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic