Andrew Cormier > Quotes

“I didn’t have much faith in humanity before. I have even less faith now that the world has sh*t the bed.” – character quote”
― Andrew Cormier, Shamblers: the zombie apocalypse

“Ebola then turns the insides of its host into jelly: you begin to vomit black junk which is basically your dissolved liver and internal organs.”
― Andrew Cormier, Shamblers: The Zombie Apocalypse

“In order to create a new world, we must first destroy the old one.”
― Andrew Cormier

“No one wants to sit through a drawn-out tale any more than they want a third nipple”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“It had initially been thought that the zombie virus was an offshoot of Ebola. Many zombie-virus symptoms mimicked the terrible, hemorrhagic fever.”
― Andrew Cormier, Shamblers: The Zombie Apocalypse

“At first, many people infected with the zombie virus experienced similar symptoms to Ebola.”
― Andrew Cormier, Shamblers: The Zombie Apocalypse

“Even the worst humans in the history of the world didn’t grow up thinking, "I hope I slaughter an entire race of people when I’m an adult".”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“If people realized the great pains I go through to impose such delicious torment on him, they would be more punctilious.”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“His leg split like a piece of lumber being hit with an awl.”
― Andrew Cormier, Shamblers: the zombie apocalypse

“I declare this man a saint!”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“The world was left in complete devastation but I ruled most of what remained”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“My name is one best whispered in terror in a dark corner.”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“I didn’t smoke often, and had never smoked before the apocalypse, but now I had more pressing health issues to worry about.”
― Andrew Cormier, Shamblers: the zombie apocalypse

“I had watched him single handedly rip the head off a zombie as he had simultaneously prayed for its soul. When you witness a man do something like that, it changes your perception of them.”
― Andrew Cormier, Shamblers: the zombie apocalypse

“I stuck one of my backpack straps into my mouth and bit down on it. I knew that no matter what I did, my attempt at playing doctor was going to f**king hurt, but I didn’t feel like dying here.”
― Andrew Cormier, Shamblers: the zombie apocalypse

“A lazy soldier gets no killing done”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“If it wasn't for insomnia, I'd never get anything done.”
― Andrew Cormier

“As the days went by, my frustration festered like an outhouse during a Jamaican summer.”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“Someone had bashed his head in, perhaps to put him out of his misery, but more likely to keep him from coming back as a zombie.”
― Andrew Cormier, Shamblers: the zombie apocalypse

“With timid curiosity, I asked, “what do you mean the old bodies get reused?”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“Now that’s a true bitch, but that’s Hell for you.”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“We’re trying to rebuild society, not plunge it back into chaos.” – character quote”
― Andrew Cormier, Shamblers: the zombie apocalypse

“The rumor claims that the shambler virus is now airborne. It can be contracted without getting bitten now.” – character quote”
― Andrew Cormier, Shamblers: the zombie apocalypse

“You have a better chance getting a crack at undead pussy than the real, live thing.” – character quote”
― Andrew Cormier, Shamblers: the zombie apocalypse