Neil McFarlane > Quotes

“Yes, sir!”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Hector,” said Mrs Dumble. “You're not dumb. You just need to study harder, that's all.” Hector was bottom”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“ull.”
― Neil McFarlane, A Month of Bedtime Stories: the First Five Stories

“Hector Dumble thought the name 'Hector Dumble' was a really dumb name.”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“into”
― Neil McFarlane, Pssst!

“exams”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“While Hector was talking to Mr Carrol, a van pulled up and two security guards got out and went into the laboratory. When they came back out, one of them was carrying a blue bottle and the”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“dumb name. “Of course it isn't,” said”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“purple”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“But before you could finish, that horse pointed a gun at you! “Hand over your money,” said the horse. “This is a stick-up.” “Oh no!” you said, and you shouted, “Help!” Immediately Superbunny appeared and used the super-heat rays from her eyes to melt the horse's gun.”
― Neil McFarlane, Superbunny and the Peas of Doom

“meeting”
― Neil McFarlane, Superbunny and the Peas of Doom

“Yes, Mom. Here is is,”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“with”
― Neil McFarlane, Superbunny and the Peas of Doom

“money”
― Neil McFarlane, Pssst!

“Hector Dumble”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny Too

“games room playing pool with Geranium (she used a special pool cue attached to her nose and she prowled over the pool table to take her shots). Buster was lying on a sofa near the TV, but he wasn’t really watching it. He was more interested in a history book open before him. He was always very interested”
― Neil McFarlane, Buster the Superdog Saves the Doggone World!: Me Tawk Funny 4

“Can you imagine how humiliating that was? To get worse grades than your own dog!”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“dumb name.”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“ten sums”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Buster had seen everything. He chased after Professor Evil and bit him on the bottom. “Ow!” yelled Professor Evil. “You bit my bum!” He dropped the blue bottle and it broke. The liquid poured out onto the road and started disappearing down a drain hole. “Nooo!” cried the Professor.”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Did you just say 'kay kay'?” Hector asked.
“Nuh nuh,” said Buster.”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“(I say the lights came on, but of course really it was eating the carrot that gave you the power to see in the dark.) Now that you could see, you were very surprised to find that you were in a bank. Of course, it was a carrot bank, not a money bank, and there were rabbit customers queueing up to deposit their carrots in the bank safe. A security guard-rabbit stood at the entrance. One of the rabbit customers was standing next to you. She looked rather weak and she had crutches; it”
― Neil McFarlane, Superbunny and the Peas of Doom

“ha ha ha – seen a human – ha ha ha – wearing scuba”
― Neil McFarlane, A Month of Bedtime Stories: Thirty-One Bite-Sized Tales of Wackiness and Wonder for the Retiring Child

“Ow!” yelled Professor Evil. “You bit my bum!”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“problem was that Hector just didn't want to study. He”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Mr Carrol's store was across the road from the Whizzo Chemical Research”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Mr Dumble wouldn't stop raising his glass and making toasts to Buster's good health. (Some people might say it was just an excuse for him to drink lots of that expensive champagne which he seemed to enjoy so much, but I'm sure that had nothing to do with it.)”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny Too

“that”
― Neil McFarlane, Buster the Superdog Saves the Doggone World!: Me Tawk Funny 4

“midget”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny

“Excuse me Mr Horse,” you said. “Do you know where I can find”
― Neil McFarlane, Superbunny and the Peas of Doom