Dara Joy > Quotes

“What a day! She had gotten fired, sat in God-knows-what, got rained on, got caught in a traffic jam, been rejected three times, and, as if that weren't enough sponged on by a mooch of an alien knight who claimed he was protecting her from household appliances.

Knight of a Trillion stars”
― Dara Joy

“Face it, Jorlan, we are the lesser sex. That is why our name-givers take care of us. Left alone, we would fall to ruin. We are intellectually inferior. Left unmonitored, our innate male aggression would destroy this world.”
― Dara Joy, Ritual of Proof

“I'm not canceling this trip.” She added the words that strike terror into every traveler's heart. “It's non-refundable.”
― Dara Joy, Knight of a Trillion Stars

“What do you know of a place called 'the colonies'?” “Oh, you'd not be wantin' to be goin' there, sir! 'Tis a heathen place, full up wit' barbarians. I 'ear men there actually fight fer what they believe in…”
― Dara Joy, Rejar