Timothy Ellis > Quotes

“I'm stuck in the middle of Norse mythology and can only paddle madly to get out.”
― Timothy Ellis, Send in the Hero

“Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it themselves.”
― Timothy Ellis, Yesterday's Spacemage

“I sighed. My understanding of women wouldn’t fill in a shot glass.”
― Timothy Ellis, Make or Break the Hero

“here's the thing. We are brought to where we're needed, to what needs to be done.”
― Timothy Ellis, Yesterday's Spacemage

“are brought to where we're needed, to what needs to be done.”
― Timothy Ellis, Yesterday's Spacemage

“Why did they call 'Golf', Golf?” asked Dick. “It's a really strange word. Anyone know? I've always wondered.” “The word 'Shit' was already taken,” I said. Those nearby cracked up. Personally I didn’t see the attraction of golf. The balls didn’t go boom for one thing.”
― Timothy Ellis, Hero in Darkness

“Why did they call 'Golf', Golf?” asked Dick. “It's a really strange word. Anyone know? I've always wondered.” “The word 'Shit' was already taken,” I said. Those nearby cracked up. Personally I didn’t see the attraction of golf. The balls didn’t go boom for one thing. Eighteen “Atten-Hut!”
― Timothy Ellis, Hero in Darkness

“Dogs have owners. Cats have slaves.”
― Timothy Ellis, Old Magic

“And we will be returning to normality, as soon as we can figure out what is normal anyway.' One of my favourite Hitch Hikers comments. Normal and I had this understanding. It didn't bother me, and I wouldn’t bother it. Occasionally though, we had an altercation.”
― Timothy Ellis, Hero at the Gates

“The generation of random numbers is far too important to be left to chance,” said Jane, through my PC.”
― Timothy Ellis, Hero to the End