Hazel Kelly > Quotes

“Books that glorify virginity demean women with healthy sex drives who aren't married to Jesus.”
― Hazel Kelly, Licked

“key to a lasting friendship is to have the same taste in alcohol and different taste in men."  ”
― Hazel Kelly, My Best Friend's Brother

“In fact, I felt so good going into tonight that I bought you a little something yesterday." I raised my eyebrows. "Can I eat it?" "No." "Can I wear it?" "No." I furrowed my brow. "Are you sure it's for me?”
― Hazel Kelly, Roommates

“But there’s no paperwork,” he added, as if that was the”
― Hazel Kelly, Falling for My Best Friend

“the people that most resent other people’s dreams are usually those that have strayed furthest from their own.”
― Hazel Kelly, Falling for My Best Friend

“tap. “You know where you’re going”
― Hazel Kelly, Roommates

“When I’m buried, I want your grandfather’s urn between my legs instead of up by head.” I furrowed my brow. “Why?” “Because it’s been too damn long since he was there.”    ”
― Hazel Kelly, The Boy Next Door

“There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”-Friedrich Nietzsche”
― Hazel Kelly, Roommates

“There are no adults. Adulting is a verb because it’s an action, not a noun. Like how working out is an action. Sometimes grown people do it. Sometimes they don’t. But there are no adults. I’ve never met one anyway.”
― Hazel Kelly, Professor with Benefits

“Not that there were many people around. Except for nutcases who ran first thing on weekend mornings even when it was raining. I mean, who does that? Sleep the fuck in and procrastinate like a normal person.”
― Hazel Kelly, Seducing my Best Friend

“After all, no matter how lost I got, his smile always made me feel found. It was like he saw me more clearly than other people, or rather, like he saw me how I wished I was.”
― Hazel Kelly, Falling for My Best Friend

“I valued myself too highly to pretend I wanted a relationship just because it might make the rest of society more comfortable.”
― Hazel Kelly, Falling for My Best Friend

“I’d do absolutely anything to her, as well.” “And what if she wouldn’t let you?” “She would.” “How do you know?” “Cause I wouldn’t give up.” “Until what?” “Until she wanted it as bad as I do.”
― Hazel Kelly, Charming my Best Friend

“I leaned against the door frame, letting the smell of coffee wash over me like the irresistible paws of a thousand kittens.”
― Hazel Kelly, Roommates

“You’re too special,” I said. “You’ll never fit in.”
― Hazel Kelly, Fighting for my Best Friend

“And then our parents got married and protecting her became my job officially. It was a job she never realized was mine, though it was one I took very seriously.”
― Hazel Kelly, Roommates

“But it's easy to overcomplicate stuff, and you don’t get any extra points in the end for making life harder than it needs to be.”
― Hazel Kelly, Roommates

“So don't miss an opportunity to show her how much you care. Never put it off. Never skip a day. Take it from me, life is too short to assume the people you love know it.”
― Hazel Kelly, Roommates

“Can’t have an ass if you’ve got no backbone.”
― Hazel Kelly, The Fight

“But now I just want to be around people who fucking want to smile and have a good time.”
― Hazel Kelly, Roommates

“I just wanted to kiss her, just to see what it was like, just to satisfy my curiosity before it became too much.”
― Hazel Kelly, Charming my Best Friend

“life is short if you’re living it right….but if you spend your days pretending to be someone you’re not, it can feel long.”
― Hazel Kelly, The Boy Next Door

“Regret is pain relived...not pain relieved.”
― Hazel Kelly, The Boy Next Door

“That's the whole point of art- to force people to have an opinion, to force them to think, to feel.”
― Hazel Kelly, Roommates