Renae Kaye > Quotes

“Jay?”
“Yeah?”
“I have something I need to tell you.”
The smile died on his face as he looked at me with solemn eyes. “Yeah?”
“Babe, I think I’m gay.”
He burst into laughter, almost rolling off the bed. “Liam? Guess what? I think I’m gay, too.”
I pretended to mop at the sweat on my brow. “Oh, thank goodness. Because this could’ve been really awkward if you weren’t.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“You’ll soon run through the whole of the seven dwarfs. You start dating and it’ll be Bashful and Happy you’re imitating. Then you start fucking the guy and you’ll turn into Sleepy. Then it’s just a matter of time before you have a fight and it’ll be Grumpy. Then the relationship will be all over and you’ll be wiser at the end of it
all, just like Doc.”
I shook my head at his convoluted thinking. “What about poor Sneezy?”
Charlie looked at me like I was dumb. “It was an analogy, dude! Work with me here. No analogy is perfect. Just like you’re no Snow White and the poor guy you’re mooning over is no Prince Charming.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“A heart is an amazing item. My heart's been bruised, battered, smashed, and stabbed. Yet it still beats in my chest. And do you know the most amazing thing? It can still love. It still hopes and dreams. It still beats rapidly when that certain person is in the room. It still dares to put its trust in another. If your heart's broken, Paul, then don't give up. Never give up, because your heart won't.”
― Renae Kaye, Safe in His Arms

“I’ve just swallowed a gallon of your semen, and you want to know if I like you?”
― Renae Kaye, Safe in His Arms

“Little blue men with squeaky voices. What’s not to love? And of course most of them had to be gay. There was only ever one Smurfette after all.”
I ignored him, figuring we could discuss the queerness of Smurfs another day.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“t's more like I had to realize that everyone else wasn't gay.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“If you’re around I don’t even see other guys—and that’s not a blind joke.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“Jay just blinked at me. “Let me get this straight. You were talking to a gorgeous blonde woman in a tight red skirt and heels, with a chest that has Playboy ringing her once a month for an interview, who was smiling and flirting with you like crazy and all you noticed was that she looked cold and her lipstick was bright?”
Oh. Whoops. We were talking about breasts. Straight men usually notice breasts, don’t they? Shit!”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“Jay not talking was like snow in Perth during winter. People claimed it happened, but I’d never seen it before.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“That’s what dreams and wishes are for, aren’t they? To make the impossible, possible?”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“He called back over his shoulder, “Make sure you clean that water off the floor too. I wouldn’t want to slip or anything. I’m blind, don’t you know?”
I looked down in chagrin at the floor and saw that I was indeed dripping soapy water all over the floorboards. Smug know-it-all. I smiled and called back, “Don’t go in the sunroom. All the furniture has been moved around so I could mop. Hang on…. With second thoughts, you should go in the sunroom. It might teach you a lesson.”
The bastard just laughed.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“He was beautiful. A little nutty, but beautiful. Thankfully, I liked nuts.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“Jake, I’m going to fuck you so hard that you’ll never want me to stop. I’m going to ruin you for any other man. You’ll never want another cock apart from mine.” He didn’t know it, but he’d already ruined me.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“I am appalled to think that some of the people out there, in our society today, think that being different is an excuse to attack and hurt another.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“I can see I’m going to have to stick around a bit longer and teach you more manners. Now ask me nicely and I might continue. I’ll give you a hint. It’s either please, thank you, or sorry.”
He was gasping for breath. “Jesus! Please don’t stop or else you’ll be sorry because I won’t give you my thank-you tomorrow in the shower.”
Close enough.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“You Only Live Once. YOLO.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“Of course Liam is not gay. No son of mine will be gay.” Oh, whoops. I guess I’m not gay after all. Sorry, guys!”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“I blinked. “He can smell your arousal?” It was official. Patrick had superpowers.”
― Renae Kaye, You Are the Reason

“Are you a bottom? Yes? Hi, I’m Dave.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“Asking a person what scares them is not reliving an event, it's giving them control over their own lives.”
― Renae Kaye, Safe in His Arms

“But there has never been a moment, through all of it, that every beat of my heart hasn’t been yours. I’m yours. My heart’s yours. We love you.”
― Renae Kaye, You Are the Reason

“Shit! Now I have another bloody erection on the station platform. This was getting to be a habit. Soon someone will just have to say the word “train” and it will be instant wood! “Hey, Liam! I’m going to the gym to train. You wanna come? Hey, is that an erection?”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“People always say that men are bad communicators, so how in the hell was a gay relationship ever to survive?”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“Everyone had a story, and it was up to them to share it or not.”
― Renae Kaye, Safe in His Arms

“I'd learned through experience that the best form of defense was to attack.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“Come on, dude. Sit up. I have your breakfast here.”
“I’m not hungry.”
“What a pity. You’ll just have to force it down.” I’ll let you in on a little secret—I don’t do sympathy much. Whatever. Call the Sympathy Police or something.
“I don’t want it.”
I stared down at him, not that he knew. “You have two choices. Either you can sit up and eat under your own steam, or I’ll sit here and shovel it in for you. And believe me, every time you scream it’ll give me a great reason to shove a mouthful in.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“Sometimes just loving someone is not enough.”
― Renae Kaye, Safe in His Arms

“It was a car accident when I was sixteen. They nearly had to amputate my leg but the doctors managed to save it. It's got more metal in it than most foreign cars these days. Sets the metal detectors off every time.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“Harley told me that you guys were having a bit of trouble, but he seemed to think it was all his fault. So maybe I could bring him over and give him a chance to apologize? I know he loves you, Shawn. If there’s anything I can do to get you guys back together, then I’ll do it.”
“He doesn’t need to apologize,” I burst out. “I’m the doofus in our relationship. I need to get on my knees and say I’m sorry by sucking him off until his brain comes out his dick. Not that I keep a strict count or anything, but I owe him about twenty-three.”
There was a little pause in the conversation as we looked at each other, and I realized I had overshared. With my lover’s father. I winced.
“TMI?” I asked tentatively.
He swallowed visibly. “Just a bit.”
“Sorry.”
“No. Don’t sweat it. I’ll just focus on the fact that my boy has a healthy sexual relationship and leave the other images behind.” I couldn’t be sure, but I think he was trying not to laugh. I get that a lot.”
― Renae Kaye, Shawn's Law

“G-A-Y stands for Girls Are Yucky.”
― Renae Kaye, You Are the Reason