Matt Beaumont > Quotes

“See? I haven’t reinvented myself at all. I’m just like any one of the half-dozen product relaunches I’ve worked on—shiny new packaging, same crap contents.”
― Matt Beaumont, Staying Alive: A Hilarious and Moving Medical Humour Story About Rediscovery

“(And now I think about it, Doctor, it would appear that I have a growth on one of my testicles sounds like a Morrissey lyric, one he rejected as being too gloomy—that and the fact that finding a plausible rhyme for testicles would have been beyond even his considerable lyrical gifts.)”
― Matt Beaumont, Staying Alive: A Hilarious and Moving Medical Humour Story About Rediscovery

“All she wanted was for me to have a dream, a direction, to stop drifting. She wasn’t the only one. I wanted me to stop drifting—still do.”
― Matt Beaumont, Staying Alive: A Hilarious and Moving Medical Humour Story About Rediscovery