Jo Raven > Quotes

“We thank you, God, for this boy and his awesome genes. Keep up the good work.”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“Wasted ain’t the same as drunk.” I drop the bottle and scrub a hand over my face. “The difference is small, but distinctive. When you’re drunk, you sing or slur your words.” Like I’m doing now.”
― Jo Raven, Inked Brotherhood Bundle

“what can I say? Can’t beat fictional boyfriends. They’re the best. ***”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“Siblings. Always exaggerating, always teasing. Can’t live without them, can’t put them up for sale on eBay.”
― Jo Raven, Caveman

“When you’re wasted, you puke your guts out, and you find yourself in strangers’ beds without knowing how you got there.”
― Jo Raven, Inked Brotherhood Bundle

“She also smiles up at him, and all that’s missing is rose petals drifting down and violins playing.”
― Jo Raven, Jesse

“tantric sex”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“Have I grown tits or something? Do I look like a chick? No, I don’t fucking wanna talk about it.”
― Jo Raven, Inked Brotherhood Bundle

“I return my attention my drum”
― Jo Raven, Rafe

“Tyler”
― Jo Raven, Tyler

“Scratch that—I am paying good money for this.”
― Jo Raven, Riot: Bad Boy Escorts

“I’m attracted to those tragic, brooding boys in the novels, and I should learn to separate reality from fiction.”
― Jo Raven, Ocean

“What do you know, my daughter is a goddamn diva.”
― Jo Raven, Caveman

“My boobs tingle. My kitty purrs, asking for some petting. Later,”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“Don’t stop pushing. Don’t let go.”
― Jo Raven, Jagged Edge

“You’ll see,” she says cryptically, because she sometimes likes acting like an oracle and asshole all wrapped in one.”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“He gives me a look like I’ve gone crazy. He’s an idiot. I’ve always been crazy, so how’s that any news?”
― Jo Raven, Inked Brotherhood Bundle

“I kinda think that, no matter what Jesse says or believes, he’s made lots of good friends. They’re even ready to bake for him.”
― Jo Raven, Jesse

“… and then the three little piglets had a threesome as the wolf watched.” I frown. “What?” “Told you he wasn’t listening to a word I said.”
― Jo Raven, Shane

“Ashurbanipal.” Oh, baby, keep talking dirty to me.”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“If you look good outside, you will feel powerful inside.”
― Jo Raven, Candy Boys

“his damn eyes are sparkling like he inhaled Christmas decorations and they all lit up inside his head.”
― Jo Raven, Inked Babies

“He’s like chocolate and Nutella. The boy’s addictive.”
― Jo Raven, Seth

“Always trust your gut,” he says. “It tells the truth when your brain doesn’t want to accept it.”
― Jo Raven, Jagged Edge

“A good talisman is one you have for yourself and offer freely to another. The greatest talisman of them all is your heart.”
― Jo Raven, Jesse

“Love is a bitch. It burns you down to the ground and dances in the ashes. It tortures you and hurts you in the worst possible way. It eats you up alive and spits out your bones. But if you live through the pain, and fight for those you love, there’s no greater joy than finding them by your side at the end. When all’s said and done, surviving love isn’t possible. You need to give in, let it pull you under, let it change you.”
― Jo Raven, Broken Compass

“Maybe his past is all unicorn farts and rainbows,”
― Jo Raven, Seth

“This boy’s chest should be on sale on the black market. It’d bring millions.”
― Jo Raven, Rafe

“Maybe she’s not as broken as you think. Maybe she’s just cracked and only needs a bit of glue to put her straight.”
― Jo Raven, Jesse

“You can't muffle a real good time.”
― Jo Raven, Ocean