Eric Trum > Quotes

“(Is that a kindle? Or is it a tablet thingy? I’m not sure but anyway, I’m stuck in it.) I’m not actually meant to be here at all. This is meant to be a completely different book called ‘Jonny’s New School’, which was supposed to be a simple story about a boy moving house and starting a new school. But, now that I’m here the story is going to be very different.”
― Eric Trum, There's a Ghost Trapped in Your Kindle!

“(Please feel free to copy this picture and send it to friends.)”
― Eric Trum, The Stick Man with a Big Bum and the Viking Adventure

“official answers.    Which bird might you hear at the dinner table? - A swallow   Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat, everyone ate one parsnip, yet only three parsnips were eaten. How is this possible? - They were grandmother, mother and daughter.   What four things have an ‘eye’ but can’t see? - A needle, a potato, the alphabet and a hurricane.   What kind of tree can you carry in your hand? - A palm   How do you lift an elephant with one hand? - This is not a problem as you will never find an elephant with one hand.”
― Eric Trum, The Stick Man with a Big Bum - Parsnip Problems

“Number 1 Share Your Artwork”
― Eric Trum, The Stick Man with a Big Bum Has Fun at Home

“got up and ambled through. He got my”
― Eric Trum, The Stick Man With a Big Bum and the MASSIVE Surprise

“wishes,”
― Eric Trum, The Stick Man with a Big Bum and the Victorian Adventure

“conundrums See if you can work out the answers.    Which bird might you hear at the dinner table?   Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat, everyone ate one parsnip, yet only three parsnips were eaten. How is this possible?   What four things have an ‘eye’ but can’t see? 4. What kind of tree can you carry in your hand? 5. How do you lift an elephant with one hand?”
― Eric Trum, The Stick Man with a Big Bum - Parsnip Problems

“you know what”
― Eric Trum, The Stick Man With a Big Bum and the MASSIVE Surprise

“well”
― Eric Trum, There's a Ghost Trapped in Your Kindle!

“on”
― Eric Trum, The Stick Man With a Big Bum and the MASSIVE Surprise

“I did,’ said Jonny, ‘but I just wanted to meet a few more people.”
― Eric Trum, There's a Ghost Trapped in Your Kindle!