Marla Buchanan > Quotes

“I was 'normal' once; it lasted about five minutes.”
― Marla Buchanan

“Sometimes i wish that I was a man so I could tell haters to 'blow me.”
― Marla Buchanan

“Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist.”
― Marla Buchanan

“NEVER settle for 'normal.”
― Marla Buchanan

“Most people need a philosophical enema and I'm the bag with the pipe.”
― Marla Buchanan

“I can do anything a man can do except get a hard-on--and that's only because I lack the equipment.”
― Marla Buchanan

“I'd rather drink strychnine than be called 'normal.”
― Marla Buchanan

“Weird is my bread and butter.”
― Marla Buchanan