Larry Feign > Quotes

“the kindest thing you can do is make another person’s life worth living.”
― Larry Feign, The Flower Boat Girl

“Sadly, no one named Victor has written a definitive history of Hong Kong. So we’re left with three versions to choose from. The British version: Provoked into war by Chinese duplicity toward honest European traders, Britain—reluctantly, mind you—took, as a wee little concession, an uninhabited “barren rock with hardly a house upon it”, where they kindly implanted civilization, rule of law, and the most successful, freewheeling capitalist economy the world has ever known. 156 years later they magnanimously gave it back, and everyone lived happily ever after. The Chinese version: Hong Kong was a modern, thriving coastal commercial centre, seized by devilish foreigners during the greatest humiliation ever perpetrated upon China, a heinous act never to be forgotten for the next ten billion years. Thanks to the omniscient leadership of the Communist Party, China’s pride and joy was at last restored to the benevolent embrace of the Motherland, for which all Chinese around the world feel avenged. And by the way, Taiwan’s next.
Finally, the most commonly-held version of Hong Kong history: I dunno. You mean I should care?”
― Larry Feign, A Politically Incorrect History of Hong Kong: Cartoon Stories and the Tale of a Bootleg T-shirt

“Hong Kong was founded by scoundrels, populated by refugees.”
― Larry Feign, A Politically Incorrect History of Hong Kong: Cartoon Stories and the Tale of a Bootleg T-shirt