R.K. Davenport > Quotes

“Don't daydream in the middle of class, teachers love to pick on students who aren't paying attention. Their weird teacher radar goes off. They have special chips implanted in their heads after graduating college. Ones that help them weed out slackers. Seriously, your teachers are probably cyborgs or talking octopuses on a mission to destroy earth.”
― R.K. Davenport, The Block-Boy Saga: Volume 1

“Our masters have not heard the people's voice for generations and it is much, much louder than they care to remember.” -Alan Moore”
― R.K. Davenport, Creeprising: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“♫ Adventure time, Come on grab your friends, We'll go to a very distant land, Jake the dog, and Fin the human, The fun will never end, Its adventure Time! ♫”
― R.K. Davenport, Enderception

“Heroes aren't born, they're made. Okay, Superman was born with powers, but he doesn't count.”
― R.K. Davenport, Witherising: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will--”
― R.K. Davenport, Witherising: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“insanity. I disagree -- we were the definition of insanity. We kept pushing the limits.”
― R.K. Davenport, Witherising: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“anything”
― R.K. Davenport, Witherising: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Your guess is as good as mine. Obviously he's going to jail, but I don't know what's going to happen after that. He could get out and launch another attack, or he could turn over a new leaf." "New Leaf? So he's going to hack Animal Crossing?" said Scarlett.”
― R.K. Davenport, Enderstellar

“Twins for help during the holidays.”
― R.K. Davenport, The Missing Present (Mystery Book for Kids Ages 6-8, 9-12, Free Stories, Bedtime Stories)

“2034.”
― R.K. Davenport, Creeperising: A Minecraft Novella

“How did you catch up with us?”
― R.K. Davenport, Griefers Versus Astronauts

“the cake blew up, and killed him instantly. It was a fitting end for someone like him. "Live by the cake, die by the cake!”
― R.K. Davenport, Stampy Vs. Sparklez

“Look at the sky. What do you see? It's a trick question. What you see isn't important. The sky represents an endless number of possibilities. Never stop looking up, always reach for the stars.”
― R.K. Davenport, Griefers Don't Belong in Space: The Complete Collection

“The legal department said we couldn't kidnap Timberlake and Bieber. I wanted to see those two fight..." "That wouldn't be much of a fight. J.T. would slay J.B.," said Sparklez. The Announcer started laughing, "I know! I want to see that little Canadian troll get beat up by a true pop icon." His voice changed and suddenly he was back to his normal, happy, totally bonkers, self. "Whatever... I'll just take my anger out on you two.”
― R.K. Davenport, Stampy Vs. Sparklez

“I continued to play the game, and I was finally close to beating it. But then it happened -- The Ender War. This changed everything. I banded together with two other adventurers, and we set out on a mission to save the game. Spoiler”
― R.K. Davenport, Witherising: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“This was the beginning of "Operation Figure Out What The Heck Is Really Going On In This Twisted Place," or O.F.O.W.T.H.I.R.G.O.I.T.T.P for short. Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?”
― R.K. Davenport, Creepskies

“He fed his cat Fluffy, washed up, and then ate breakfast.”
― R.K. Davenport, Lord Ender Vs. Steve: Minecraft Beatdowns

“His fur caught on fire, and then he started running around like Steve Balmer during a Los Angeles Clippers rally. "Burn, baby burn!”
― R.K. Davenport, Stampy Vs. Sparklez

“Real heroes don't care about fame -- it's all about helping people.”
― R.K. Davenport, Witherising: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I'm sorry. Where are my manners? This is a celebration, and here I am acting like a big baby.”
― R.K. Davenport, Minecraft: Enderising: A Minecraft Novella

“A few well placed shots will take your opponents engine out -- or melt their face off. Hmm, I like the second option...”
― R.K. Davenport, Stampy Vs. Sparklez

“But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will--”
― R.K. Davenport, Witherising: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I could do both while playing my PS Vita and keeping an eye on my surroundings.”
― R.K. Davenport, When Video Games Come To Life: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Time for a celebration? Wrong, we ran into another dead-end. This maze was unsolvable.”
― R.K. Davenport, Witherising: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“♫ Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you ♫”
― R.K. Davenport, Enderstellar

“TO BE CONTINUED... Name: Scarlett Bio: Scarlett is a princess by birth, but an adventurer at heart. She rarely needs rescuing, and piloting a helicopter while battling an evil super genius -- in the middle of a freak thunderstorm -- is her idea of a good time. Hobbies: Singing, Fighting, Annoying Ollie, Castle Remodeling, Reading Comics, and Laughing at YouTube Comments (seriously, do yourself a favor and stay away from the comment section) Weapon of Choice: She isn't picky when it”
― R.K. Davenport, Witherland

“Moonlight drowns out all but the brightest stars.” -J.R.R. Tolkien”
― R.K. Davenport, Enderstellar

“CHAPTER”
― R.K. Davenport, Minecraft: Enderising: A Minecraft Novella

“Animal Crossing?”
― R.K. Davenport, Enderstellar

“woke up in the middle of the night. Strange sounds were coming from outside our spaceship. I've watched enough scary movies to know that you should never investigate strange noises. It never ends well for the eager investigator, but I checked it out anyway. The moons were bright and big. This planet had three, small, medium, and large. They were arranged in a triangle and they lit up the night sky, like three high powered light bulbs. I checked the perimeter of the ship.”
― R.K. Davenport, Griefers Versus Astronauts