Emm Oh > Quotes

“Rad drew in a breath of the universe, which was like root beer poured over vanilla ice cream. Rad exhaled all time, space, and matter in a great burp, expelling the carbonation of the cosmos through his nose.”
― Emm Oh, The Spies of Thurber Hall: BOD Squad 17: Non-Company Business

“In Skipping Christmas, first Luther Krank was going to celebrate Christmas and then he wasn’t going to celebrate Christmas, but in the end he did celebrate Christmas. I hope you don’t mind that this is a short report, but that's what the book was about.”
― Emm Oh, The Spies of Thurber Hall: BOD Squad 17: Non-Company Business

“Rad had written a two-sentence response for his comparison/contrast between Moby Dick and The Old Man and the Sea:

“The fishermen lost their fish, and that was IT. Nothing to write books about, and the ‘literary devices’ you want listed are nothing but made-up complications for a useless major.”
― Emm Oh, The Spies of Thurber Hall: BOD Squad 17: Non-Company Business