Michael Todd > Quotes

“Singleness isn't an excuse to take a back seat on life but an opportunity to wholeheartedly pursue your own purpose.”
― Michael Todd

“You aren't single because there's something wrong with you. Maybe you're single because God wants you to be. He's madly in love with you; maybe he wants you all to himself for a while.”
― Michael Todd

“Singleness is the time for "I": invest, imagine, and inspire. Invest in what you want to see grow in your life. Imagine what you could be tomorrow if you started today. And inspire others by using everything you have now to make a difference.”
― Michael Todd, Relationship Goals: How to Win at Dating, Marriage, and Sex

“All they had to do was let their fears take over and it would warp their concept of what they'd seen.”
― Michael Todd, More Time to Kill

“Are they made from real camels, or are they the other kind?”
― Michael Todd, Juntto

“He ate from a bag of candied camel toes.”
― Michael Todd, Juntto

“Bureaucrats were good for one thing and one thing only, and that was to keep the wheel of civilization well-oiled. There wasn’t very much civilization out there in the Zoo, which meant they all had to keep themselves busy making everyone else’s life busy.”
― Michael Todd, Birth of Heavy Metal Complete Boxed Set

“I don’t know what biology doctorates do out there in the Zoo, but that was some damn fine shooting.”
― Michael Todd, Birth of Heavy Metal Complete Boxed Set

“Baal peeked into the bag of candy. “If you bake them right, you can’t tell.”
― Michael Todd, Juntto

“If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.”
― Michael Todd, Anal Probes Suck Ass

“If you and I don’t have our constant source as God, we will
always be deficient and not able to give all the grace, give all the peace we should in
relationship. We won’t be able to walk in the love of Christ like we’re supposed to.”
― Michael Todd, The Red Mustang: How to Win at Dating, Marriage, and Sex: How to Win at Dating, Marriage, and Sex - Michael Todd

“really focus on is the moment they are in because it will never happen again.”
― Michael Todd, Resurrection Of The Damned

“Angie sat back giggling as she watched him struggle. Suddenly there was a loud rumbling noise, and his ass practically exploded right in front of her. A flame shot out, burning a hole right through his pants. A puff of grey and black smoke rose to the ceiling. Her face went straight, and she sat up, eyes wide. “Did your…did your ass just explode?” Juntto’s face scrunched in pain as he nodded, standing very still. “I told you.” His voice was hoarse and weak. “There is a dragon or something”
― Michael Todd, War of the Damned Boxed Set

“There were more than enough monsters out there, but there seemed to be something about having to look for their predators above them that genetically terrified humans.”
― Michael Todd, Birth of Heavy Metal Complete Boxed Set

“If you quiet the loud cries of culture, you might just hear the Holy Spirit start whispering to you.”
― Michael Todd