Ruby Dixon > Quotes

“I told Georgie and the others that for a cheeseburger, I'd do just about anything. But having an alien lay claim to me feels…weird. I don't even get a choice? This is like me saying "I want a cheeseburger" and someone slapping a pickle into my hand and saying "Fuck you, you get a pickle.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien

“Cockblocked by the aliens. Damn it.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien

“Just once, I wish she would look back. I wish she would see me, waiting on the horizon for her. Waiting to take care of her. To comfort her. To be her man and her mate and whatever else she needs.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian's Mate

“It wasn’t a monster come to eat me. It was this monster. Who’s come to eat me out.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“But make no mistake - if you leave this world, I will not be long behind, because I cannot live without you.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian's Mate

“I’m kidnapped by aliens, forced to eke out a living on an ice planet, and now I’m basically married to Mr. Tall, Dark, and Super Pissy.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien

“He sniffs my hair again, and I wonder if he's hard right now. Is he overcome with lust for me? "You smell bad," Aron says. “When was the last time you bathed?” Man, fuck this guy.”
― Ruby Dixon, Bound to the Battle God

“But I do know that living in fear of what might happen prevents us from enjoying what we have today.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Lover

“Instead, I have the alien version of Grumpy Cat, and he just roped and tied me like a calf at a rodeo. Asshole.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien

“And he can’t stop staring at me, as if I’m some magical dick-sucking unicorn come to life.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Mine

“We will stay. Our son will need friends. You will need the healer. And I," he says, grazing his thumb over my mouth. "Will always need you. A male cannot exist apart from its heart.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Mine

“He wants to lie down like a couple? That's fine - this can be his first experience with the wifely cold shoulder. Welcome to married life, Raahosh.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien

“And then I want to weep. To think I haven’t dressed properly for alien abduction.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“Now I see why Georgie was totally cool with Vektal claiming her as his mate. If he’s anything like Raahosh, he dicked the brains right out of her.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien

“My mate. My Liz. You are my everything.” Yep, definitely hard to stay mad at that.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien

“You are my life, my heart, my everything.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian's Mate

“I am interested in you. All of you. Your sad eyes, your soft smiles, your tears, your courage, and your worries. I am at your side now, and I will be at your side until you tell me to leave. I do not need a khui to tell me who is the mate for me. You are mine and I will take every moment with you as a gift.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Lover

“The blood in my body seems to be pooling in my cock.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians Part 5: Truth

“blink at the dragon. Then down at the goat. Then back at the dragon. He makes another noise deep in his throat, as if trying to get my attention. Then, he picks the goat up gently in his sharp teeth and drops it a few feet closer to me. It’s a present. Yippee.”
― Ruby Dixon, Fire in His Blood

“I know there is no finer thing than your dew on my tongue.” Dew? We’d have to talk about love words in the future.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“A Great Dane can still make a Chihuahua pregnant,” Liz points out. “Guess which one you are.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“You are mine. That is all you need to know. If you are taken, I will come after you. If you are sick, I will never leave your side. If you leave, I will follow. You will never be without me, because I will come after you. Know this.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian's Mate

“Her skin is softer than a lamb’s. What does she put on herself? Unicorn tears? Jesus Christ.”
― Ruby Dixon, Shift Out of Luck

“Before you arrived here in this world, I had nothing to live for. I hunted. I existed. I did not look forward to anything. But now you are here, and you might be carrying my child even now.” His jaw flexes. “I know you are more than capable. The problem is not with you. It is with me. This world is dangerous, and I think of you, alone, out in the wild, and it is more than I can bear.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien

“You ever see Star Wars? The original ones?” “Don’t tell me—” “Yep. It looks like we landed on fucking Hoth. Except I see two itty bitty suns and a huge-ass moon.” “Not Hoth,” Liz yells. “It was the sixth planet from its sun, and I don’t recall it having a moon.” “Okay, nerd,”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“Tee-fah-nee, life is not safe. Life is full of danger. There are sweet parts and there are terrible parts. The not-knowing is what makes it worth living.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian's Prize

“From now until my spirit departs this plane, there shall be none for me but her.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“MADDIE: I know what it’s like to be ignored. I know what it’s like to feel like everyone in the world is against you. I know what it feels like to be on the outside and wanting desperately to be accepted.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian's Taming

“You must accept that there will be things in life that are not good, but they are outweighed by the good things. If there were no bad, we would not appreciate the wonders that life has to offer. There will be fear, but you must not let it win.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian's Prize

“Before you arrived here in this world, I had nothing to live for. I hunted. I existed. I did not look forward to anything. But now you are here, and you might be carrying my child even now.” His jaw flexes. “I know you are more than capable. The problem is not with you. It is with me. This world is dangerous, and I think of you, alone, out in the wild, and it is more than I can bear.” He stares at me for so long and so hard that I think his jaw is going to snap from grinding his teeth. “If I lose you,” he finally says gruffly, “I have nothing.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien