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“I DON’T WANT YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!” I yelled to the figure behind the door.”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt 3: Attack of Foxy

“HOLY CHEESELESS PIZZA!”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt 3: Attack of Foxy

“BANG! BANG! BANG! “THERE’S NO ONE HOME!” I shouted to the door,”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt 3: Attack of Foxy

“and Justin Beaver’s greatest hits. He’s totes the best musician ever.”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt 3: Attack of Foxy

“That animatronic is back: Playing mind games with me, are you? Well no dice! I’m not about to fall for your stupid tricks. Who do you think you’re messing with? I’m Mike Schmidt! Security guard of this fine restaurant. I’ll send you to the scrap heap if you try to mess with me. Just see what happens if you – Huh? Where’d he go? I flicked through the camera screens, searching for the escaped fox. HOLY CHEESELESS PIZZA! I slammed down on the door control, as the animatronic charged down the hallway at a speed which would shame an Olympic sprinter. The footsteps that echoed through the empty halls promptly stopped outside my closed door, leaving the restaurant in total silence… BANG! BANG! BANG! “THERE’S NO ONE HOME!” I shouted to the door, having read what happened to the Three Little Pigs. Thankfully, the banging stopped soon afterwards. With a sigh of relief, I turned my attention back to the power level. Power”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt 3: Attack of Foxy

“So I spent all day yesterday going through the paper, searching for something I could do. Here is what interested me: ·         Plumber wanted to marry princess and save kingdom from living mushrooms and giant lizard thing. Must have nice moustache and red clothes. ·         Legendary swordsman wanted to save Hyrule from an evil being who wants to take over the world. Elves only please. ·         Intergalactic bounty hunter wanted to fight parasitic lifeforms and save the galaxy.”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt: The Ultimate Five Nights at Freddy's Diary - An unofficial FNAF book

“BANG! BANG! BANG! “THERE’S NO ONE HOME!” I shouted to the door, having”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt Trilogy: The ultimate Five Nights at Freddy's diary series

“hard. So”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt: The Ultimate Five Nights at Freddy's Diary - An unofficial FNAF book

“So I spent all day yesterday going through the paper, searching for something I could do. Here is what interested me: ·         Plumber wanted to marry princess and save kingdom from living mushrooms and giant lizard thing. Must have nice moustache and red clothes. ·         Legendary swordsman wanted to save Hyrule from an evil being who wants to take over the world. Elves only please. ·         Intergalactic bounty hunter wanted to fight parasitic lifeforms and save the galaxy. Females only. ·         Author wanted to write stories about popular games.”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt Trilogy: The ultimate Five Nights at Freddy's diary series

“As you can see, there are a few problems: 1.      I’m no plumber, nor do I have a moustache and red clothes. That eliminates Job #1.”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt Trilogy: The ultimate Five Nights at Freddy's diary series

“2.      I’ve never wielded a sword in my life, nor have I ever been to ‘Hyrule’, wherever the heck that is. And I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure elves don’t exist. 3.      Intergalactic bounty hunter? I’m a game designer for crying out loud. I don’t want to save the galaxy. Also, I’m a guy. No chance there. 4.      Yeah right. Like I’m gonna write stories on games. Who would ever read those?”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt Trilogy: The ultimate Five Nights at Freddy's diary series

“I DON’T WANT YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!” I yelled to the figure behind the door. He”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt Trilogy: The ultimate Five Nights at Freddy's diary series