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“YNPRTQ”
― Ellis Weiner, The Templeton Twins Make a Scene: Book 2

“It runs and spins and wags its little tail like a metronome that has lost its mind.”
― Ellis Weiner, The Templeton Twins Have an Idea: Book One

“Abigail, meanwhile, brooded in the backseat. Finally she announced, “None of this makes sense.”
― Ellis Weiner, The Templeton Twins Make a Scene: Book 2

“Litany Against Fun: "I must not have fun. Fun is the time-killer. Fun is for children, customers, and the help. I will forget fun. I will take a pass on it. And while it is going, I will turn a blind eye toward it. When fun is gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain I, and my will to win. Damn, I'm good.”
― Ellis Weiner, National Lampoon's Doon

“which is a polite way of saying that he is the bossier one.”
― Ellis Weiner, The Templeton Twins Make a Scene: Book 2

“Isn't the known universe filled with all manner of insipid cordials and liqueurs, of everything from honeydew melon to yoghurt? yet is there not one of beer? What genius thought of this?”
― Ellis Weiner, National Lampoon's Doon

“[...] time flies when you're ruthlessly wielding subtle treachery in quest of ultimate power.”
― Ellis Weiner, National Lampoon's Doon

“Yes.”
― Ellis Weiner, The Templeton Twins Make a Scene: Book 2