Kelli Jean > Quotes

“When I’m able to sleep, I dream of you. I think of…everything—your smile, your laughter, the way you made me feel so blessed just to be allowed to know you. I’ve missed your voice and being able to talk to you. I’ve missed you so much.”
― Kelli Jean, Ten Thousand Words

“Oh fuck, oh man, my hand has gone all gross and clammy. He’s going to feel that. He’s going to think I’m so gross. Please, please, please, I begged whatever was divine and listening, stop my hand from sweating. Please, please, please. And don’t let me puke!”
― Kelli Jean, Over the Hills and Far Away

“You fucking put those dick suckers anywhere near my woman again, and you’ll be tasting your own arsehole, you got that?” Oliver snarled. “Now, fucking take your fruity arse behind the bar, and get me a fucking beer.”
― Kelli Jean, Ten Thousand Words

“Does your height bother you?” he asked softly. “I was teased a lot as a kid,” I admitted. “I felt a bit like a freak in high school, but over time, I learned to appreciate it, you know? I simply stopped listening to what others thought about me, and I found that I really liked who I was, what I was. I might not be the most desirable—” “That’s”
― Kelli Jean, Over the Hills and Far Away

“If it weren’t for the fact that I was a head taller than all the other girls and a large majority of the boys, too, I might’ve gone unnoticed. Well,”
― Kelli Jean, Over the Hills and Far Away

“Thank you,” I said in relief. “Fuck you, douche,” he replied before hanging up.”
― Kelli Jean, Ten Thousand Words

“Looming above her probably wasn’t such a smart idea. If she were American, she might get it in her head to punch me in my man parts.”
― Kelli Jean, Ten Thousand Words

“Feeling giddy, I needed to share the exuberance I had inside me.”
― Kelli Jean, Ten Thousand Words

“I used to be normal. Then, I met you.”
“Pfft. There you go, blaming me for your mental hang-ups again,” she said. “Besides, normal is boring.”
“Yeah. You’ve shown me that, too.”
― Kelli Jean, Ten Thousand Words

“I need to pick up some lingerie,” I told them. “What for?” asked Trey. “To make you feel pretty, Pound Cake,” I retorted. “The fuck you think?”
― Kelli Jean, Ten Thousand Words

“Most books usually are. It’s hard to categorize books. Each story is a world unto itself.”
― Kelli Jean, Ten Thousand Words