Michael LaRocca > Quotes

“It's easier to help strangers. You don't know them well enough to realize they're assholes.”
― Michael LaRocca, The Last Titan

“Schopenhauer wrote that to desire immortality is to desire the eternal perpetuation of a great mistake. He was correct.”
― Michael LaRocca, The Last Titan

“I shall probably be found in some gutter, icicles dangling from all of my orifices, alley cats pawing over me to draw the warmth from my last breath.”
― Michael LaRocca, The Last Titan

“Once I was King of the Titans. Now I need a MedicAlert bracelet and a subscription to the Safe Return program. Can you put out a Silver Alert on a god? I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
― Michael LaRocca, The Last Titan

“Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain.”
― Michael LaRocca, The Last Titan

“I’ve been working on something that merges rap with classical…. I call it Baby’s Got Bach.”
― Michael LaRocca, The Last Titan

“At my age, every day that I overcome simple inertia is a victory.”
― Michael LaRocca, The Last Titan

“He’s not my god.”

“Mine either. Who are you to judge me?”

“Gods should always be judged.”
― Michael LaRocca, The Last Titan

“I have a question for you. When you were a little boy, is this the man you dreamed of becoming?”
― Michael LaRocca, The Last Titan

“Do no harm isn’t just for the medical profession.”
― Michael LaRocca, The Last Titan

“A decapitated head will live, on average, fifteen minutes, and I’ve always been above average.”
― Michael LaRocca, The Last Titan