Lauren Rowe > Quotes

“Secrets create dark spaces within a relationship,” she said. “When one person keeps secrets, the other person fills in the dark spaces with their fears and insecurities.”
― Lauren Rowe, The Redemption

“Find what you're good at. whatever it is, and become excellent at it. Excellence isn't magic - it's habit, the by product of doing something over and over and striving to be the best at it. Simply figure out what your passion is, and resolve to make excellence your habit.”
― Lauren Rowe, The Club

“It’s the social-media edition of ‘Old MacDonald Had a Farm,’” Zander finally says, wiping his eyes. “Dick-pick to a chick-chick, everywhere a dick-pic. Here a dick, there a pic, everywhere a dick-pick.” “E-i-e-i-o,”
― Lauren Rowe, Ball Peen Hammer

“One can easily forgive a child who’s afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light,”
― Lauren Rowe, The Reclamation

“You’re the answer to a prayer I didn’t even know I had.”
― Lauren Rowe, Misadventures of a College Girl

“Life is rarely about what you think--it's almost always about what you feel.”
― Lauren Rowe, Ball Peen Hammer

“I'll love you as long as I live. Always know that. But, sweetheart, we both know love isn't going to be enough for us...”
― Lauren Rowe, Misadventures of a College Girl

“We must accept infinite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.”
― Lauren Rowe, The Club

“I’ve never met anyone like Keane Morgan. He’s Daffy Duck trapped inside Prince Charming’s body.”
― Lauren Rowe, Ball Peen Hammer

“Knowledge which is acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind.”
― Lauren Rowe, The Reclamation

“Okay, this moment is definitely brought to me by the letters W, T, and F.”
― Lauren Rowe, Ball Peen Hammer

“Love. That’s what I feel. Love. It’s what I always feel these days. It fills me so completely, it seeps out my pores and drips down my flesh. Love.”
― Lauren Rowe, Hero

“Thanks to a lifetime of brainwashing by Disney and Lifetime and Hallmark, she naively believes glimpsing God during an epic fuck somehow translates into some kind of happily ever after with her Prince Charming.”
― Lauren Rowe, The Club

“I feel like I've been smacked across the face with a "pull yourself together!" stick and, just that fast, I'm remembering this blue-haired Adonis is the very same jerk who didn't have the courtesy to reply to a single one of my messages for days and then, totally unprovoked, sent me an up-close-and-personal photo of his friend's Alabama black snake.”
― Lauren Rowe, Ball Peen Hammer

“Secrets create spaces within a relationship, Jonas—dark spaces. When one person keeps secrets, the other person fills in the dark spaces with their fears and insecurities.”
― Lauren Rowe, The Reclamation

“At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.”
― Lauren Rowe, The Club

“Fine. But first let me say, since you’ve asked me directly and you’re obviously dying to know, yes, I’ve got a big ol’ dong. Massive. A weapon of mass destruction. Puts Shamu’s cock to shame. Women spontaneously orgasm when they see it. Men cower. Dogs scamper away whimpering and communist countries surrender their nukes.”
― Lauren Rowe, Ball Peen Hammer

“Beautiful girl, I want to kiss you so fucking bad- more than I want to draw my next breath.”
― Lauren Rowe, Misadventures of a College Girl

“It’s coursing through my blood. Love. It fills my lungs. My thoughts. My belly. It’s fused to the very tissue of my heart. Love, love, love.”
― Lauren Rowe, Hero

“Well, off the top, I’d say I have major trust issues. Fear of abandonment. And those issues come out in ways I don’t always understand completely. Sometimes, I push people away, when it’s the last thing I consciously want to do. And then I’m sad when they go away, as requested. Lovely, huh?”
― Lauren Rowe, Rockstar

“It’s all going to work out for us, pretty baby. And you know why? Because we’re written in the stars.”
― Lauren Rowe, Misadventures of a College Girl

“You two are Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumbshit, I swear to fucking God.” Zander”
― Lauren Rowe, Ball Peen Hammer

“Our credo is: if you’re not getting your woman off hard and multiple times in a sesh, then you’re failing at fucking.”
― Lauren Rowe, Mister Bodyguard

“She’s my limitless ocean. My Mount Everest. My peak. She’s the sun, the moon, and the stars. My reason to breathe. When she smiles at me, redemption is mine. She’s my religion. My church. My sacred valentine. Oh, my little Mount Everest. My reason to breathe. The goddess, the muse. Sarah Effing Cruz.”
― Lauren Rowe, The Culmination

“Secrets create dark spaces within a relationship,”
― Lauren Rowe, The Redemption

“I’m going out to hitch the oxen to the plow ‘fore the rains come—looks like a mackerel sky!” “What?” I say, laughing. Keane”
― Lauren Rowe, Ball Peen Hammer

“Ryan scoffs. “I’ll never be able to see past the way he salivated over Tessa in Maui. If we lived in a different century, I’d be challenging Reed to a duel.” Colby laughs. “Tessa wasn’t even your girlfriend at the time. Dislike the guy all you want because he’s cocky or whatever, but I don’t think you can fairly hold it against him that he made a play for your wife before she was even your girlfriend.” “Tessa was already mine in Maui. She just didn’t know it yet.” Colby and I chuckle.”
― Lauren Rowe, Rockstar

“She’s so dumb, if you put her brains into a bumblebee, it’d fly backwards.”
― Lauren Rowe, Countdown to Killing Kurtis

“Please say you’re not in any rush to get out of here. That you can stay the whole night with me and let me fuck you, over and over again, Lionel Richie Style?” I tilt my head. “Lionel Richie Style?” He grins. “‘All Night Long.”
― Lauren Rowe, Rockstar

“Georgina is the sun. And every woman who came before her, an LED lightbulb.”
― Lauren Rowe, Beloved Liar